Matt Catanzano

Home in bed cozy as a big toasty cinnamon bun

This is how I'm gonna sleep thinking of the millions sunk into Cuomo's campaign for absolutely nothing

Page 12 of "The ABC's of Haddonfield"

Only Monsters play God*

(*watch Del Toro movies on a television) #Frankenstein2025

In line for GOOD BOY with a bunch of nice people who are all extremely worried for this dog. #BeyondFest

Last known photos of local teens (shut up, they totally look like teens) who ventured to Crystal Lake to “party down” and prove that Jason Voorhees doesn’t exist.

Whereabouts currently unknown.

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@mattcatanzano.bsky.social
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Walter made me love a movie I already really liked. #Superman

You know when all the gremlins are at the movie theater having a blast? That’s what seeing THE NAKED GUN with a packed house felt like. What an absolute delight
⛄️🚨⛄️ #TheNakedGun

Gavin Newsom is such a fucking loser. Wild how these dirtbags act like remembering someone's pronouns requires a Mensa card when there are about 10 million different last names in the world and they learn those no problem. Just admit you don't care.

Being told to celebrate America after yesterday #4thofJuly

SLAY A horror slasher meets coming‑of‑age starring Aya Cash, Shawnee Smith, Zoey Luna, Sean Giambrone, Malina Pauli, and more!

Want to do something fun? Be like me! Support SLAY, director Kyra Gardner, and indie horror all in one: the Kickstarter to finish SLAY is live and filled with horror goodies. (A tour of Alterian with legend Tony Gardner!?!?
SWOOOOOOON ❤️🔪❤️)

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I’m so genuinely happy in this photo haha

Happy 50th Jaws, you big beautiful Bruce-y bastard.

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(Couldn’t tag Pat because Jaws ate him shortly after this pic)

Thank you Horror Knight!

YouTube video by The Happy Ghost Productions The Hanover House (Found Footage)

My #horrorshort, “The Hanover House” was just selected as a Finalist by Night Frights LA🤘💀

Making it public if you want to watch. A fun-sized Found Footage misadventure. It crushes on the big screen so, um, crank the volume & press your nose to your phone🫠 #filmfreeway

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YouTube video by The Happy Ghost Productions The Hanover House (Found Footage)

To celebrate #Fridaythe13th, I’m uploading my newest horror short and making it public. The world is full of real horrors. Enjoy this fun-sized found footage movie where a dummy gets what he deserves.

We could all use that. 👻
youtu.be/Tbwwi0dWQG0?...

Reminder: a movie that has not stopped haunting my thoughts since I saw it, is out this weekend.

If you’re into that sort of thing. (And if you are, ohhhhh boy
💀⭕️☔️)

#bringherback #horror

a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with a nbc logo on his watch ALT: a man with a mustache is sitting at a desk with a nbc logo on his watch

The electricity in the air around LA as we wait patiently to watch John Mulaney get beat up by teenage boys on the finale of “Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney”

What a show. What a time.
#everybodyslive

Seth Meyers EPing Feature Penned by 'Late Night' Writer Mike Scollins - LateNighter Seth Meyers may go in hard on Mike Scollins’ monologue jokes, but he stands by his writer’s screenplays.

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Whenever I go to the dentist, I ask them to put on the Seinfeld finale.

So they know I’m a serial killer and think twice before trying to sell me a $2,000 night guard.

#lifehack

Got to see FREAKED at a sold out screening at the Egyptian and it remains one of my favorite movie going experiences. Can’t wait for the…4K?!?!! <drops styrofoam cup) #FreakedMovie

Moments of terror, despair, adrenaline-fueled catharsis. Moments where I loved it. Moments where I hated it. Moments I was in awe of it?

But all building to satisfaction. Elation even.

You surf this movie🤘
#thesurfer

There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with more people about it. What a blast of a movie.

(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination

There’s an inanimate object in Final Destination: Bloodlines that’s treated (both on screen and by the audience) like a huge celebrity cameo. And I can’t wait to laugh with people about it. What a blast of a movie.

(I don’t mean the one pictured here) #finaldestination

Seated for a new Final Destination. Finally.

*Reaping* the benefits of living in LA 🤘💀🤘
#FinalDestination

A brief message from a Tiny Dino:

Two sides of the Catanzano coin! Both are celebrating their birthday at THE LAST VIDEO STORE Saturday at Lyric Hyperion

Act 1: a comedy variety show
Act 2: a party with Tarot, VHS vendors, comics, & more!

celebrate with (more than) a few of my favorite things
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Can’t believe the closest thing we have to inspirational videos on the state of America are videos of Ken Casey telling MAGA Nazis to fuck off at Dropkick shows.

Wild. I just watched Nomads on Monday!

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Tonight! Nonstop bits about rain in LA. I have free tickets. Message me and you’re in!

Free to see Dan Donohue? Jessica Michelle Singleton? Maxx Eddy? Eddie Della Siepe?!?! Wild. LA is wild.