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Nomi the Goblin Bard

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πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ she/her Aspiring author, married lesbian, neurodivergent of course, Star Trek nerd, obsessed with Dungeon Crawler Carl currently, eternal DM, and so much more! Prosecute and imprison all ICE Agents, abolish all of DHS

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Of course someone in Houston hit them with a car, and I say that as a Rideshare driver in Houston

10.02.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a robot is standing in a doorway in a room with its doors open . Alt: The ED 209 from Robocop walking into a room

Introducing the Ring ED 209, taking the middle man out of shooting pets in your neighborhood.

10.02.2026 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like the USS Voyager in The Year of Hell

09.02.2026 11:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trans rights, concentration camps, no punishment for Epstein folk, a new horror every week, capitalism fucking us over so that every pay period is stress inducing… I need a happy ending somewhere

09.02.2026 11:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But he’s not an immigrant lol

08.02.2026 22:05 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The US and Israel have a very strong axis of evil vibe

08.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao holy shit man you are nuts

07.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Men will create entire fantasy worlds but can’t imagine them without sexism lol

07.02.2026 20:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And while future Odo caused them to change the time line, there’s an argument to be made that both events still happen because Star Trek very much subscribes to branching timelines and multiple universes

07.02.2026 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Although I can out nerd you in this one and point out Jadzia and Worf did have kids in the Children of Time episode since they had descendants from their relationship on that planet.

07.02.2026 17:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I said Worf and Jadzia would’ve which is a contract for Would Have had kids, past tense, like what are you even doing?

07.02.2026 17:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

I feel like your reading comprehension wasn’t great there

07.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Epstein Backed β€˜Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...

You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.

06.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7345    πŸ” 3204    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 191

I’m just saying Klingons have always been shown to be fine with getting down with other species

07.02.2026 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The only appropriate response to the Stephen Miller campaign of terror is free citizenship to everyone In 2029

07.02.2026 12:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How is it not an appropriate episode for the fifth week of a new series?

07.02.2026 12:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

That scene between ________ and _______ while reading ______ got me so bad. Even though Tawny was spoiled for me I still cried just at what it meant to me as a fan, and then the very last lines of course.

One very happy Star Trek fan with that episode

07.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean Worf’s baby’s mama was half Klingon. Grilka and Quark had sexy times in Looking for par’Mach in all the wrong places. B’Elanna was half human and half Klingon. Then Worf and Jadzia would’ve had kids.

07.02.2026 11:55 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you think Jesse Singal and Graham Linehan both have the same taste in trans porn?

07.02.2026 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A 100% fake Star Trek fan loser

07.02.2026 11:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, tonight now. This is what happens when you wake up randomly early in the morning and don’t check the time.

07.02.2026 11:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

was so thankful you mentioned these awhile back, I didn’t know about them.

I read all 7 released books in December. Just absolutely consumed them.

His Patreon is releasing the last chapters of book 8 tomorrow (which releases in May)

07.02.2026 11:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re going to need a thicker wall for the revolution if we’re using RPGs, which I’m perfectly fine with

07.02.2026 05:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean easily an episode that belongs alongside the greats when it comes to being what Star Trek is

07.02.2026 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always need more Tawny Newsome in my life, but I definitely need more of her Academy character

She nailed that

07.02.2026 03:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hopping*

07.02.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which owl is the superb owl this year? I never follow it but I do enjoy hoping on the bandwagon at the last moment

07.02.2026 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon character says i 'm scared in front of a woman Alt: Futurama scene, Fry with two Amazonians with the text β€œI’m scare roused”
07.02.2026 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You know, him desecrating a tribal graveyard and incurring some sort of curse would explain a lot about him right now

07.02.2026 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein and Maxwell: are you interested in these young girls we have?

RFK Jr: -in an Indiana Jones costume- I’m going to eat dinosaur bones and LIVE FOREVER -disappears for several days-

07.02.2026 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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