Pocket Poof

Event of the year 🥳 & highlight of the year at the 2025 Belfast Pride Awards. 🙌

Thank you so much. 🥹

Ats me there

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10

who am i

Lofi beats to dry hump to

fuck off

I've done 90 push ups in total today. 4 lots of 20 and an extra 10 before bed...start somewhere I guess

My ex/friend informed me of one of his friends having fabricated his entire life. About ex boyfriends that didn't exist, about his career success and living in different countries, getting acting parts in huge movies that never materialised, traumas...like next level crazy shit.

chapstick for teeth

I want to watch boys kissing

Shitposting is a real skill, a bit like chess, but without the dice

I LOVE wine boots

How do I make a hit post I want 2 be famous

Sully from monsters Inc (a blue purple tall hairy monster) with a super short fuck ass bob cut black wig.

Asked for "just a few jalapenos" in my subway order and when I say this man's scooping, shovel-esque, leather mit of a hand scooped so deep he hit the bottom of the container and heaped what can only be described as a NSFW amount of those spicy green bitches into my FUCKING FOOT LONG.

New years resolution is to get obnoxiously shredded for no other reason than shock factor. Pocket Poof gone Beefy Poof

(seeing you don your apparel)

“GAY! 🫵🫵”

My weekend plans? Well I thought I might pump up a basketball til it explodes and then go to the emergency room. Why you wanna hang or something?

I don't want the consequences of fame but I want people to gasp when they see me in public because I am famous and not because I'm eating stones off the cobble roads

She's the only reason I miss tik tok. Haven't spoke to the wife and kids in month.

Wet man with hairy chest, taken from a downward angle

The look I give a well laid out charcuterie board with a huge arrangement of nibbles

When they go low, I go to hell. Hell hath no fury like a 5'7 poof scorned.

I'm a beautiful woman

VERY straight. NO feelings. JUST gainz.

Shut up bumder. I do NOT kiss boys...I don't even like feeling our hands intertwine and I definitely DONT like it when they smile with their perfect teeth when I compliment their butt. I AM NOT GAY.

I am NOT gay, I don't know who made that up but I am NOT gay

i am alber einstain

Someday I'll get married...not for love nor money (maybe) but simply cause I want to throw my ass in circles, have dinner with people I pretend to like and get attention for all the wrong reasons.