Hapsburg Chin Fetishist

cats are right to scratch us . to scream at us . to harm us . humans have wrought such violence on the world . it is a miracle they tolerate us . slumber next to us . exists as fragments of a half sibling from a splintered existence that could have made love to you if only you asked

04.02.2026 05:38 — 👍 42    🔁 6    💬 4    📌 0

ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain

31.01.2026 05:58 — 👍 2309    🔁 231    💬 23    📌 3

Race as a construct is so powerful that only now are many people saying ‘they are killing us’.

They have been killing us. We have all been us the whole time.

27.01.2026 05:46 — 👍 1205    🔁 350    💬 12    📌 7

Achewood comic “Why did you send a check for $10,000 to ‘Oreos?’” “I like their product! I wanted ‘em to have a little walkin’ around money!”

this is what people who pay their student loans sound like

09.01.2026 01:34 — 👍 115    🔁 8    💬 1    📌 1

Sonya’s is a dive bar for market rats where every server and bartender who works within four blocks have made the worst decisions of their lives. I’m glad they’ve got food again.

12.05.2025 07:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

If I just read one million more posts tonight, I will have complete control over what comes next

09.11.2024 01:35 — 👍 5088    🔁 1001    💬 54    📌 55

5 Million Ways To Kill A C.E.O.

open.spotify.com/track/2zO4tO...

08.12.2024 00:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Headline: “Moana 2, Wicked, and Gladiator II sending Black Friday to $100M+ record; ticketing sites backlogged.”

Headline: Macys Thanksgiving Day Parade draws largest audience ever with more than 30M viewers

We all stared into the abyss and were, like, “Let’s give the monoculture one last whirl.”

30.11.2024 03:21 — 👍 1047    🔁 94    💬 13    📌 4