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David Templeman πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

@davidtempleman.bsky.social

T1D πŸ’‰ #NUFC season ticket holder, The Gallowgate. Lefty. Refugees welcome. Views my own.

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29 years ago today, February 16, 1997, #TheSimpsons episode β€œHomer's Phobia” first aired on Fox.

16.02.2026 20:54 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 6
A "photo" of the Grim Reaper with their sickle than I brazenly stole off the internet

A "photo" of the Grim Reaper with their sickle than I brazenly stole off the internet

Dude has a chance to make this the funniest Presidents Day ever

16.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 2

Heated curlers

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Ghislaine Maxwell, a convicted child sex trafficker, gets gardening time, sports, therapy dogs, and spa products in prison.

Migrant children in custody are sleeping on concrete floors without enough food or clean water.

Our priorities are so fucked.

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How comfortable and ignorant do you have to be to say β€œart shouldn’t be political” with a straight face

As if that in itself is not a political statement

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Tyneside morning, 1950, photo by Harry Morrison.

15.02.2026 08:58 β€” πŸ‘ 458    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 7
Far-right thug Tommy
Robinson flees UK after police
warning over terror threat
Far-right thug Tommy Robinson took to social
media this evening to proclaim himself a 'priority
target' for ISIS, adding he had fled the UK after
receiving a call from Bedfordshire Police

Far-right thug Tommy Robinson flees UK after police warning over terror threat Far-right thug Tommy Robinson took to social media this evening to proclaim himself a 'priority target' for ISIS, adding he had fled the UK after receiving a call from Bedfordshire Police

Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.

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Drop an album that was important to you when you were nineteen.

14.02.2026 22:20 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

[flirting]

*you're

14.02.2026 22:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1630    πŸ” 306    πŸ’¬ 27    πŸ“Œ 20

Last thing Rose & Jack
cops try before ending I
busting into would have
my place preferred in
Titanic

🀝

Banging on the door

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it'll be them or the scousers!! i'd love to go to wrexham tho!!

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"And we won 3-1 anyway." #nufc

14.02.2026 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

❀️ this was before the game!! but glad you like it!!

14.02.2026 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Nigel Farage's poem to his Valentine:

Violets are blue
Roses are red
Foreigners are everywhere
Even in my bed!!!! 😑

14.02.2026 20:20 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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get the fuck in, but that referee was absolutely lifting #avlnew #nufc

14.02.2026 20:30 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Close up picture of a frog looking horrified

Close up picture of a frog looking horrified

Me when someone says, β€œI asked ChatGPT”

13.02.2026 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 563    πŸ” 79    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 6

Nice.

14.02.2026 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Lots of non-league clubs are having a designated @footballvhomophobia.com game today. Why not pay one of them a visit? πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Do check to make sure they have not been postponed before setting off. β˜”οΈ

#FvH2026

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Tax dodging, self-interested cunt takes umbrage at seeing a rough sleeper.

Tax dodging, self-interested cunt takes umbrage at seeing a rough sleeper.

Man who was part of Tory government that saw homelessness triple suddenly notices it when it occurs in affluent area.

14.02.2026 10:05 β€” πŸ‘ 115    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 0

only pions... or something, i dunno.

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You don't need to be antisemitic to criticize Epstein. You don't need to be a misogynist to criticize Bondi. You don't need to stoop to the lowest point of human character just to take a swing at an evil person. They're bad because they're hurting people, not because of their group.

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Stop Palantir taking over our public services! Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir.

Our public services aren’t for a secretive profit-hungry US tech firm. Sign the petition to tell the Government to scrap all contracts with secretive US tech firm Palantir. you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/st...

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Share a photograph of mountains that you've taken.

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Was I overcharged? Freaking out here

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Every American needs to watch this:

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inevitability is the mother of grief

12.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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There's only two groups of people this appeals to:
1) commercial landlords
2) bitter old pricks who are not affected by this at all but want to make lives miserable for younger generations because they had it tough for 15 minutes once

11.02.2026 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 238    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 2

If you're in and about the Wallsend area, and enjoy yourself some Indian Street food, I'd highly recommend Kaycho on Station Road.

I want good places to do well and survive, particularly ahead of big franchises.

Honestly, the food there is fantastic and it's incredible value for money.

12.02.2026 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's hardly surprising the Right don't like women. They can't compete with them on any meaningful level.

12.02.2026 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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