Anya!

are you kidding me look at this shit. of course

genuinely thank you i needed that

Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:

gordon freethem (nonbinary) says "I hate the United States of America so much. Not a day goes by where I don't detest this country."

Post Office
Toivola, MI

I'm seein' double! Ocho Bajeena!!

i like your dedication to mixing up the syntax, really makes the bit feel alive

Kevin Perjurer (suddenly getting serious 195 minutes into a special): On September 12, 2009, Autonomous Waste Compactor, Wall-E, my friend, died. He fucking died.

like 70% of star wars characters are this to me but i have always been a huge mando mark they're simply The Coolest

In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.

1594. Two peasants congregate outside the Globe Theatre. One points to it and asks "do you wanna see the new Shakespeare?" The other says "nah...too tired to pay attention. Need something lighter." The two watch a nearby puppet show entitled "Shakespeare!!! Funny Falstaff Clips."

life is so beautiful. i can't believe im a pleasant transgendered lady

really good sylvie imo

Sketch art of a dust elf. She looks like a cross between a woman and an antelope. She wears a cloak of woven leaves, a face mask, and nice but breathable athletic clothes. She brandishes a kapinga throwing knife and several throwing daggers.

"Dont bleed on this coat, prick! Its worth as much as your mud shack village!"
The warden is a princess of the extremely rich dust kingdoms of the southern continent who slipped away from her duties to explore the world. She fights using the many dagger and kapinga dowries shes collected.

reading The Vampire Lestat and Gabrielle sure does become a vampire and then steal men's clothes, cut her hair short, and pick a knight's coffin instead of a woman's to sleep in

tbh not even the worst game Far Cry 5 and Medal of Honor (2010) are worse but i don't feel as bad cause i pirated them

i bought at launch for full price and then 100%ed Ghost Recon: Wildlands. unemployed living with my parents had me doing some real bullshit

If you like Thief (1998)'s aesthetic but thought "this needs to be a high adrenaline first person combat platformer with an emphasis on speedrunning in the vein of Neon White" well I have good news for you

Bloodthief exists and it is exactly that done very well

every day i clock into work and go "is this person just rude to me cause i'm a cashier or am i being transphobically microagressed" like 50 times and then i mop the floor and go home

lost in the noise

So uhh

Evil yaoi jesus I guess

This is a picture of Harlan Ellison next to a woman in a dress made of unsold mousepads from the I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream point and click adventure game

"He (David Byrne)'s a genuine eccentric," says Eno. "He's always been exactly like that, and I've seen him remain like that in quite extreme situations. For instance, we were mugged together once in New York. It was quite frightening; we were mugged by 14 people. My enduring memory is of David being dragged off into the bushes, saying Uh-oh!' That's absolutely true; it was like a cartoon scene." — Brian Eno

always thinking about this

i'm chewing on her (positive)

herbert this is one of the best knights i've ever seen

it worked for fire emblem!