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here to have a good time and learn a thing or two along the way

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Conker's Bad Fur Day

16.11.2025 05:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Responses that are correct get the least engagement

10.11.2025 06:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You are purposefully obtuse. You are a baby-brained next-gen Matt Iglesias, except he makes WAY more money than you for his bad opinions, and you'll never figure out how to reach the level of the real Liberal sycophants

10.11.2025 06:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I always think about Aaron Swartz' suicide resulting from the legal consequences of liberating JStor whenever the topic of AI/Copywrite comes up. It's a bummer

09.08.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a bloo bloo bloo 🎩

25.06.2025 00:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

authoritarianism is when a billionaire has to farm for a little while

09.05.2025 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's like Indian Power Rangers, it's perfect

09.05.2025 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been to multiple weddings that featured tunak tunak lol

09.05.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I would vote for Sheinbaum in a split second

24.04.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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she is so elegant

16.01.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 96    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright I'm back

21.01.2025 04:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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sleep schedule so fucked I'm still mostly sober at the bar

17.08.2023 07:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had someone show me a "feels like 125Β° they screenshotted a couple of days ago. It's been high nineties and hella humidity in central Alabama the last few days

15.08.2023 05:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

hell, same

13.08.2023 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
I'm wearing a Michelob ultra case as a hat

I'm wearing a Michelob ultra case as a hat

If it fits it sits

10.08.2023 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a cleaning party at work today and I had a root beer float with peanut butter whiskey

08.08.2023 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
the bonus hole machine with a creepy beard and a cuervo pinata

the bonus hole machine with a creepy beard and a cuervo pinata

Meet me at the

05.08.2023 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Angry fluffy Grey cat

Angry fluffy Grey cat

Angry fluffy Grey cat

Angry fluffy Grey cat

Angry fluffy Grey cat

Angry fluffy Grey cat

Angry fluffy Grey cat curled up and sleeping

Angry fluffy Grey cat curled up and sleeping

It's Friday, and Friday is when we post Manuls

05.08.2023 01:29 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 3
Two homemade bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits

Two homemade bacon, egg, and cheese biscuits

Biscuit status: delicious

04.08.2023 20:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Amateur brownies

Amateur brownies

04.08.2023 08:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Amateur biscuits

Amateur biscuits

Baking at 3am because why not?

04.08.2023 07:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"I'm gonna be real with you boss, this is how we really do things around here" *walks to the dumpster to smoke a cigarette*

04.08.2023 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I got de-mufo'd

03.08.2023 07:45 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you like the second son more, sometimes you have to get your hands dirty to maintain a proper lineage

03.08.2023 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That panel has big Animaniacs energy

02.08.2023 18:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Goodnight 😴

02.08.2023 05:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally took a ninja turtle out of the kmart when I was five and my dad got fuckin pissed lol

01.08.2023 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cuban Sandwich with a tamale and Valentina hot sauce

Cuban Sandwich with a tamale and Valentina hot sauce

cuban sammie time πŸ₯³

01.08.2023 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Hey, see my avatar? Pretty cool, right? You can get your own artwork like it from my friend if you follow the quoted posts. Here are a few more examples of her work.

01.08.2023 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

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