Ian Gary

This has me crying. I can't believe this is Mitt Romney. Mind blown.

I know I’m not the first one making this observation but it’s so funny when hogs think it’s all codes and grand conspiracy with the elites and really it’s just an email thats like “famousname@biz.gov going “Yeah if you just murder all these people it’s a sound long term investment”

This Trump guy seems like bad news.

Kash Patel in an extra-medium polyester tactical polo standing normal at the gym

Ernest Goes to LA Fitness

Rude Rude or impolite, including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose. Highlighted Off, darkened Warn, and darkened Hide buttons.

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

As someone who loves a good drug, and with a brother currently heading to hospice, I’d like to make this as clear as possible. You are a joke of a human who adds nothing to the planet. Eat a bag of bees.

VOICEOVER: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet entirely opposite, groups: the police, who are afraid of sandwiches, and sandwich wielders, armed with food consisting of two pieces of bread filled with meat, cheese, and vegetables. these are their stories.

New York City map of which areas voted for Cuomo and which for Mamdani.

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.

This person took this when they called the race

Are you the guy who's worried a barely functional robot will seduce his wife?

The idea that someone would say, in a public forum "I am terrified that some Wall-E ass looking robot with no cock is more attractive to my wife than me" is just an incredible moment. Its even more incredible that I 100% know this guys opinions on everything from this one post.

When you knock a Twix on wood

Please check your kids’ Halloween candy. I just found Ska Punk legends The Mighty, Mighty Bosstones in this Twix bar

LMFAO

A lot of centrist commentators who genuinely got worked up about the unforgivably insulting nature of "cling to guns and religion" or "basket of deplorables" are weirdly silent about Trump portraying himself as literally shitting on American cities

If you trigger a lib on bluesky, but you can't see their tears, did you make them cry?

looking for a billionaire investor in my business that will Disrupt the honey industry (we are gluing tiny cowboy hats on bees)

Please be more bluesky

Some folks are giving this the toxic label, but you gotta meet people where they're at. If this is where goofy jocks are at, I'm here for it, choice language aside.

Also, this is legit one of the funniest things I've ever read.

This is what Blair’s team created together with BCG

Gavin Newsom really posted that the best way to honor Charlie Kirk's memory is by continuing his work.

Fuck you, Gavin.

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

John Roberts, citing the historic precedent of segregation in the District of Columbia, concludes that Trump can legally remove Fed Governors but only the black ones.

Governor JB Pritzker joined elected officials, business, faith, and education leaders, community advocates, and law enforcement leaders to condemn the Trump administration’s plan to deploy the National Guard or active duty military in Chicago despite objections from state and local leadership.

I am sounding the alarm on the real crisis we face today.

Donald Trump’s overreach is what our founders warned against – it is unprecedented, unwarranted, and un-American.

There’s no emergency here that calls for military intervention.

Please take 30 seconds for this. 🤍🤍🤍

#ReleaseTheCuomoList

Comes with a fork to comb your pubes.