Wight Wedding, but it's wight as in ghost

It's like that American tourist itinerary.

This website would genuinely be so much better if there was a special Discover tab for Americans that only show them posts by other Americans so the rest of us stop getting aggro from their most brain fried centrists who seem genuinely bewildered by context and angry that other places exist

Confusing Ireland and England while trying to make a point about violence in politics is quite something. And the level of aggression they immediately came out with...

I saw a similar thing yesterday and in both cases the OP is posting under their real, very Irish sounding name.

I mean American culture and politics has infiltrated and embedded itself pretty much everywhere, and a reasonable reaction to that at times is to tell them to eff off.

I just scrolled up that thread to get the context and Dear God.

Yes, but we have to do it old school. Chas 3 marching at the head of a shitload of longbows.

I hope your mum had a large capacity washing machine.

I made an intelligent piece of paper

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

I would say his best work is Jackie Brown, because he didn't write it.

I spend my working day surrounded by a vast collection of other people's piss. Maybe I'll get sent some of yours, who knows?

(Please say Spurs) 🤞

Quince Jones

Quince M.E.

I was only there to ask directions on how to get away from there...

(Plus numerous other relevant quotes from that episode of The Simpsons. I expect we'll be inundated)

Who?

I know, and at the risk of taking it too seriously, my point is that the comedic presentation of it acknowledges a truth about the nature of human curiosity. As a good comedic play explores the human condition.

The two faces of science

Ig Nobel 🎭 Royal Soc

This should be every scientist's career ambition. (Not enough that they deliberately try and win it though, that would obviously ruin the joke.)

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I'm trying to think of a synonym for running which scans to "exterminate" but I got nothing. Could you please just imagine that I've made an appropriate joke here? Ta

I missed the sheep racing last weekend cos my kid wanted to stay in the playground instead. Twat.

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Packet of 20 Death Cigarettes, London, England, 1999 | Science Museum Group Collection Packet of 20 Death cigarettes, labelled: 'Manufacturer's advice: Cigarettes are addictive and debilitating. If you don't smoke, don't start. Death is a responsible way to market a legally available co...

Death cigarettes were at least honest about their product. Pre-dated current UK packaging regulations by a couple of decades.

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Show us the last four albums you listened to

Talking to the dead is fine, just don't expect a reply

She's so beautiful

I asked a Christian baker to write Charlie Kirk on a gay wedding cake and we've been staring at each other for 39 straight hours now

Saying the animation in Toy Story is dated makes me feel every one of my 47 years. Thanks, Sooz.

Topping up the calpol reservoir on a 10yo and chatting to The Most Beautiful Woman In The World who's at the other end of Europe right now, so should probably be enjoying her holiday rather than wasting time messaging me.