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This rules

looks like he ended up deep-throating this one

My life is a chuck mcgill electricity exposure montage

hell yeah I'm into NFT's

Nice
Fish
Tacos

I heard Hanging By A Moment in the grocery store the other day. First time in years, and totally forgot how hard that song goes.

Reading this as Scheierman rattles in the heat check 😤

Sure was. Need the next episode immediately.

A Tesla where the owner has put a Buick logo on the center of the trunk, a Buick badge under the left taillight and a LaCrosse CX badge under the right taillight.

Imagine your car becoming so hated that owners are like "please let them think I'm driving a Buick!"

I enjoy it very much, but there’s like a 0% chance I would watch if someone other than Kaitlin started.

High Potential

me: more like talontine's day amirite

friend: what why

*releasing a screeching eagle into the room*

me: you heard me

And the very first word to be muted in my settings on this app: Stancil.
Shut the fuck up already.

Jam inside pull out the d

Nah the printer trying to get me a call from HR

Sorry boss, but I do my best work stoned.

"the chiefs dont get favorable calls! no! the REAL conspiracy is the way all these people watching the games seem to all be coming to the same conclusion!"

I’m denying that we’ve seen them be great on their own. Keep missing the point and rambling on though.

It’s easy to deny it when we’ve never seen it proven. Take off the damn training wheels and win a single game without the refs having to step in.

explaining a flight disaster using toy planes

tommy boy — NEW GUY’S IN THE CORNER PUKIN HIS GUTS OUT

cnn what the FUCK are you doing

And in the last 4 minutes

Very mature response to getting your own bullshit fact checked.

There hadn’t been a single championship in Boston between 1986 and 2001, when the patriots won their first. When the Pats got their third, Sox had just won their first in 86 years.

Text positioning is blasphemous. Did he ever even wear a red jersey during his tenure?

Well the chiefs aren’t allowed to turn it over, so yeah, none next week guaranteed.

Wingstop’s advertising team needs to be stopped

That album warned us about everything…

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My wife, sitting quietly in the living room when I think she’s somewhere else, as I walk in, burp and fart at the same time and go “nice”