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This is the type of content that I came here for.

Instead of Canada becoming the 51st state, the US should consider becoming an 11th province.

Americans would get universal healthcare, parental leave, sensible gun control and fries smothered in cheese curds and gravy.

I haven’t skeeted in a while. I think it’s time.

How is everyone today? I got little Debbie Christmas tree cakes so my day is going swimmingly.

*catches a donut in my mouth like a bear catches a salmon*

Restarting the song because I wasn't listening hard enough

How have literal billionaires convinced so many Americans that the people picking their strawberries are the villains

I didn’t expect the brain zaps. It’s weird.

No one prepared me for the physical withdrawal side effects of discontinuing Lexapro. This is not very cash money at all. Skeet skeet muthafucka

Those high heel footprints in snow outside your window was my attempt at flirting with you

if everything has a purpose, where's the fun in that

I don’t really fantasize about ending it all. Mainly I plan in my head how I could secretly get a new place change jobs change my number delete all forms of social media and maybe change my name. Happy Thanksgiving everyone. Skeet skeet muthafuckkkaaaa.

*puts on pickle sweatshirt*

alright let's fucking do this thing

Always from a safe distance. Lol when the building collapses no one wants to be in that perimeter

Just nod and smile, nod and smile

Skeet skeet

be the reason they know the difference between a psychologist and a psychiatrist

What's the meaning of life? What is our purpose? We are post-meaning at this point. The only meaningful measure of happiness remaining is the price of Doritos at Walmart.

I’m not mad or disappointed but a special third thing (disassociated)

Saw this in insta and it really struck a chord in my heartstrings today

if i were lost at sea at night i would just keep hitting the vape so rescue boats could see the blinking light

Repeats affirmation: you are not the fuckface whisperer

a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a hat and sunglasses . ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other and one of them is wearing a hat and sunglasses .

My only reason for joining this platform is because the posts are referred to as skeets.

Now we all skeet skeet muthafuckkaaaaa

i crushed a man in reno just to use my thighs

SANTA: [laughs]

SANTA’S BELLY: [shakes like a bowl full of jelly]

ALL THE BOYS: [mysteriously drawn to Santa’s yard]

Mood af rn. 🙃🤨

My coworker just told me Kurt Cobain was in her class but she wasn’t friends with him because he was a druggie. Maybe he was a druggie because you weren’t friends with him, Amy

😂😂😂 js

Most of the time I feel like Luke Skywalker in the trash compactor with the walls closing in but Han, Leia and Chewy are like, "Darth Vader actually has some good points if you listen to him" and C3PO and R2D2 aren't answering because they're vaping and listening to a Joe Rogan podcast about crypto.