Scotty Cameron

90% cortisol by volume

All the U.S. international tax and financial information exchange staff and systems are asleep (furloughed), post financial crimes

lol

“Get your algorithm checked bud”

No reason the robot can’t call balls and strikes in the ump’s ear and have them say it out loud. Nobody gotta know.

Wish I still warranted that! Luckily you’re filling the timeline with premium content.

Must have missed the one time i mentioned it three years ago. Trying to get back to Canada but the lady would need to requalify as a canadian lawyer, no easy feat. And I can’t afford to keep myself in the lifestyle to which I’ve become accustomed.

still Jersey channel islands but it's that weird stretch where the UK has already moved clocks forward and narrowed the gap

The whir of a million mouse movers booting up across the GTA

Got called "chief seagull" for how quickly i swoop in on office snacks chat am I cooked?

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

Caught the 14-17th then had to be at the gym for an appointment with a personal trainer

Because hey guess what it’s all bullshit

Alls i’m saying is that if I select a conditional formatting for a value that meets or exceeds expectations in excel it’s Jets green baby

From Ronald Reagan's remarks to the House of Commons in 1987.

www.reaganlibrary.gov/archives/spe...

Just way til you’re blinded by the freedom ballroom’s gold-leaf neo-baroque ornamentation in all its glory 🇺🇸

Always meet people in Jersey with ties to Halifax and you can tell the two were built from same stock. A colleague's great grandfather had gone adventuring to Halifax. After the explosion hit the press the family sent his grandfather over on a boat to seek out his fate. Found him alive and well.

“Da yankees lose” was a flash in the pan but I’ll be saying “get the boys a pizza and some cokes” until the day i die

yes obviously

dammit

Whichever team's fans ate the most hotdogs in a season should get to start the world series with a designated runner on 2nd.

No real beef with the Mariners. But have I listened to Julio Rodriguez screaming in the dugout 40 times this morning, drinking in every moment? The answer is straightforward and left as an exercise to the reader.

lol

Who’s gonna have the stones to do this to 24 Sussex which actually needs it

Dancing baby still hits. When he does the little air guitar goddamn howling

Don’t add liquidity to my narrative and tell me it’s raining

Was gonna call you out on this but then noticed he's wearing sneakers.

*sucking a lozenge*
Call me the full might of the U.S. armed forces the way i be crushing these fisherman friends

alpha shoulder rig dawg marking his territory

yeah forreal though i gotta get home and bassboated