@unknownshoulder.bsky.social
Won a fruit basket in 1987.
Mountbatten no doubt thought they were strippers for his birthday. Lovely stuff.
19.02.2026 10:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sean Connery spends Ash Wednesday looking at bums.
18.02.2026 11:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If I was a singer, I'd be called Lent. When inane TV presenters ask the audience to 'give it up' for me, they wouldn't know whether to cheer or stop eating chocolate for a bit. Morons.
18.02.2026 10:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Beautiful. I have Adagio for Strings soundtracking this scene.
16.02.2026 08:55 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0EXT: Day. The grave of Noel Edmonds. A figure lies face down in the freshly dug soil, sobbing inconsolably.
CAPTION: GREYFRIARS BLOBBY.
The Skeleton is an extreme 'bit of a sit down' so makes sense GB would get a medal.
14.02.2026 10:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gatesgate.
04.02.2026 15:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0As someone who used to live in Warwickshire, me and a friend came up with the expression 'you're having a bear and ragged, mate' to indicate someone who was 'having a laugh'.
What's a phrase you came up with based on your county's logo which never caught on?
Iain Duncan Smith
Strangling peasants for fun
Spare leather driving gloves
Keeping cool in the fridge
More peasants to come
More strangling for fun.
Melania's Choice [2026]
The First Lady has to make the painful choice of saving the life of her husband or a bucket of shit.
Blame it on the Bellboy (1992). So much blame.
28.01.2026 15:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Dear Children in Need / Comic Relief:
Gladitraitors
You can work the rest out.
Trump withdrawing Canada invitation to Board of Peace reminds me of the time a bucket of shit didn't invite me to its birthday party.
23.01.2026 12:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Invading the school gym as didn't get the BAGA 3 award.
19.01.2026 19:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The absolute accuracy of this.
18.01.2026 22:23 β π 29207 π 5133 π¬ 1052 π 365
The Dickhead of America
Andre the Giant as Fezzik from The Princess Bride. Holding a rock by a large boulder.
Twins. #Friendless #Brainless #Helpless #Hopeless #Greenland
14.01.2026 15:45 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
On the first day of Christmas,
My true love sent to meβ¦
25 'MOST BLUESKY' POSTS OF 2025
Here's my selection of the 25 Bluesky posts that most impressed me this year. They're quite varied, but doesn't that reflect the thriving, harmonious site this really is? Yes. It does. They've been anonymised anyway, who cares?
Four men sitting in front of flags.
"It's a lovely shovel. It's got a big brass handle, copper fittings and a nickel scoop. And do you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put it next to the other one."
10.12.2025 17:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0[advert for duck fat]
Duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
What?
You want duck fat in a hurry? Fuck Dat!
Fuck Dat duck fat is the only duck fat that you'll ever need in a hurry. Need duck fat?
Fuck Dat!
Just been on a whistle-stop tour. Very screechy and incredibly slow. WNR.
23.10.2025 14:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Four seasons in one day.
22.10.2025 16:48 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Vibes
21.10.2025 11:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- Just beat Charlie's Angels in a 'Who Can Sketch the Most Pictures of the Singer of Mandy' competition?
- Drew Barrymore?
- Not even close.
He can't even win a Nobel Peace prize. Loser.
10.10.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Zlatan just lopped Ped's head off.
03.10.2025 23:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Watching Highlander. Immensely improved by believing Lambert is Haaland and Connery is Pep.
03.10.2025 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Title card - produced by Fred Quimby.
The seal of quality. Why all the kids today say great things are 'proper quimby'.
01.10.2025 14:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0- Tom & Jerry's on! A Fred Quimby one.
- Pause it!
-I can't, it's 1989.
Techy four eyes.
15.09.2025 13:07 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
