Will Super Bowl LX make any sense if I haven't seen the other LIX?
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Dear HGTV, we need a show featuring Shag touring tiny houses.
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Close Encounters of the Sausage Kind
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bsky.app/profile/daka...
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I'm too sexy for my neighborhood
~ Right Said Fred Rogers
04.02.2025 23:55 — 👍 13 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0
I have a Depeche Mode song stuck in my head and I cannot enjoy the silence.
19.01.2026 21:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Post a great jorts song from your playlist:
These Jorts Are Made For Walkin'
19.01.2026 02:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
So you're a drummer? Beat it.
12.01.2026 01:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Slightly diminish a game:
Chutes and Step Stools
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I poop a little bit several times a day. It's called micro-dueceing.
09.01.2026 03:12 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Cum one, cum all.
- orgy invitation
06.01.2026 23:42 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Depeche Mode voice:
🎶 Ignore the science 🎶
05.01.2026 21:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Amputations
05.01.2026 03:38 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Still Hot for Teacher, Van Halen
Please advise
05.01.2026 01:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
Will Super Bowl LX make any sense if I haven't seen the other LIX?
05.01.2026 00:33 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Bed, Bath, and Bedonkadonk
05.01.2026 00:03 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Once again, I am the only one here at the Introverts Anonymous meeting.
04.01.2026 17:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Why do athletes never mention their Lord and Savior before the game?
02.01.2026 00:25 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
🎶 These boots are made for Walken 🎶
31.12.2025 01:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Rick Springfield called.
He was looking for Jessie's girl
30.12.2025 19:45 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Warrens Zevon called.
He would like to get some lawyers, guns and money.
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Eddie Vedder called.
I'm not quite sure what he said.
30.12.2025 18:29 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
My resolution is to be more resolute
30.12.2025 02:04 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A countdown of the best countdowns of the year
29.12.2025 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
You can rhyme it with "misunderstanding"
28.12.2025 19:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Moody Spice Girls
28.12.2025 01:48 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Twisted Sister Hazel
28.12.2025 01:24 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young the Giant
28.12.2025 01:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 2
It's also a coincidence that my face happens to look like it got hit with a paperweight
27.12.2025 16:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Did you lick the beater?
27.12.2025 02:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Mother of all poltergeists
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