schweg (spooky now)

setting out bottles of gatorade to charge under the full moon tomorrow night for the next time i’m hungover

community modlist implosions are gonna have nothing on community appview implosions

“how are you a micro-influencer todd?”

“i let my followers decide what i stick in my ‘stink box’ until i can’t take it anymore—it’s a tupperware i put garbage in over in my carport”

late stage capitalism is being nostalgic for early-late stage capitalism

i need a time machine and 75 bucks—i’m gonna feed ALL the hungry people of america with taco bell from 2007

never felt older

remember how much fucking food 5 bucks would get you at taco bell?

and Arby’s? five dollars for Five big beef and cheddars?!

i can’t talk about fast food from the 90s because i will absolutely sound like my grandma complaining about how candy bars used to cost a nickel

starting this season of #rhoslc and it’s blair witch project themed?

my silver tabby cat rose

my silver tabby cat rose

my silver tabby cat rose

my silver tabby cat rose

13 years ago i heard a weird sound at night in my bedroom; wasn’t sure what it was—a repeating high pitched tone

realized it was a kitten in the crawl space under my room and i lured him out slowly by feeding him for a couple weeks—but then it was too cold so i took him in and named him Rose 💜

this is such a good one

sunday songs

from NPR Tiny Desk: Juvenile ft.
Jon Batiste, Trombone Shorty, and Mannie Fresh

my box of dark and lovely in “virtual violet”

i use one of two purple hair dyes depending on what’s in stock: one is got2be Metallics (for dark hair) and one is Dark and Lovely

Two male lions boarding Noah’s Ark

Just a reminder that this is a children’s Bible

the claire’s thing being related to some kind of drama on tiktok where a guy got fired for his political posts wasn’t a twist i was expecting—still unclear if it’s real or not—but it’s still fucking funny

www.tiktok.com/@donnyskipper1

not buying low quality costume jewelry is now domestic economic terrorism

A photo of three felt mushrooms, one red, one orange and one mauve, surrounded by green moss and multi colored flowers (red, hot pink, yellow, lilac purple, teal and light pink) in a glass dome. The dome has a brown base

Last nights craft project

shoulda known better than to poste

i know you're upset about being banned but you very clearly posted. our terms of service don't allow that sort of thing.

happy birthday 💜🥳

PopSugar AU post of Jennifer Aniston as Rachel green in friends, celebrating her 30th birthday. She is wearing a crown and smiling and the text “The Psychological Reason Hot Girls Cry on Their Birthday” is overlayed

another year close to death 2day

selfie of me wearing giant handmade clown head earrings, a white cotton tank top that says hell yeah, a western striped button down, and some necklaces. i have gold aviator glasses and gold facial piercings on my nose and eyebrows. i have makeup on and little clown lines. i have a smoky purple and green split dye mullet.

guy taking my order asked me if i liked clowns

Reports indicate there has been a week-long gas leak at Bluesky HQ

(i have this shirt)

a 1/4 inch needle-thin shard of glass

this was in my right ring finger :-/

i also thought he was a girl until about 4 months later when he started humping his favorite toy all the time

dropped my phone
busted my screen protector
got a shard of glass in my nail bed
🎉

my silver tabby cat rose

my silver tabby cat rose

my silver tabby cat rose

my silver tabby cat rose

13 years ago i heard a weird sound at night in my bedroom; wasn’t sure what it was—a repeating high pitched tone

realized it was a kitten in the crawl space under my room and i lured him out slowly by feeding him for a couple weeks—but then it was too cold so i took him in and named him Rose 💜

it’s a good name 💜

definitely thought you were a totally different person for a minute… but it’s a good name