Occam's Bec de corbin

can you imagine being boring? having no imagination? not constantly churning through weird ass ideas and concepts, one's mind NOT a perpetual whirling kaleidoscope of surrealistic apeshit whirlygig nonsensical miscellania? Christ, the horror. the mind would reel but see above whirlygig bombast

My anxiety nexus/mental illness manifestation turning a giant dial labeled THC TOLERANCE and constantly looking back at the national & world news for support like a Price is Right contestant

i would really like someone to be half as interested and invested in me as i am in them.

3. THREE. separate posts were flagged. why? no fucking clue. if i had to guess, it was temerity in stating i was firmly pro diversity and pro inclusion, and some frothing worthless bigot with nothing else to do is being a fucking turd. hey craigslist, you've got a real bad bigot problem

gotta consult the 4D TIME CUBE on such matters

I'm not sure if posting to craigslist looking for ttrpg players is the bottom of the barrel or an opportunity I've missed for years and years.

If you live in/represent a Blue State, want to gerrymander the FUCK out of your state, support and are willing to fight for a national anti-gerrymandering law you are principled, consistent and doing exactly the right thing.

In life, perhaps, he was a Prince - in death, he is a King.

Jesus Christ, the contempt for an art medium you do not and can not comprehend. Video games as a distraction indeed, from the vile state of existence your generation insisted on.

Cover for an issue of Weekly World News (The world's only reliable news) In an illustration, a cow stands behind its table of 4 crudely made tools. Headline reads in bold impact font: EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW! COW EXPLAINS EHAT EACH COW TOOL IS ACTUALLY FOR! An added quote on the cover asks "the Prongler goes WHER??"

SCOOP!

I'm sure the World's Sexiest Psychic Serena Sabak knows, but she only told it to Ed Anger.

Patient, sobbing: But Doctor, I AM Pagliacci!
ChatGPT: Apologies. I didn't realise when recommending Pagliacci's epic show to cure your depression that you were the genius himself. I'm impressed! With regards to your initial question, I can recommend seeing the Great Clown Pagliacci.

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IF I EVER UNLOCKED MY MOTHER'S SECRET MUTANT ALIEN DNA AND THEN TRIED TO HIJACK THE LIFEFORCE OF A PLANET
I WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE
BUT THERE'D BE SIGNS

For a start, I wouldn't post about it on socials. You know they can access these sites with their weird Betazoidian brains, don't you? That's why Lwaxie was so cooked, she was perpetually on 24th century Tumblr.

i will make, find, coalesce, gather unto, bring forth, etc etc at least ONE in person ttrpg group so help me every rulebook pantheon and 3rd party unauthorized supplement deity.

every time i see 'mouth like a sailor ' on a swipey app profile (and do i ever see it a lot), what immediately springs to mind is: all your teeth are loose from scurvy? weird flex

i have a significant obstacle in that I'm currently *very prone* to getting rooted/mired and consequently, feeling like I'm wasting *so much time*. i need to figure out a solution cause I've got shit i very much *want to do*

Woedica must be pissed she lost the Pillars 1 pin representation to the GMSP. Swore vengeance, I'm sure.

screenshots from ZOMBIES 4 of a bunch of college kids doing a synchronized dance number while singing "We won't stop til we kill all the cops gonna make those pigs drop"

when did disney channel original movies start going so hard

every right-wing nutjob official should be beaten with hammers and clubs til they reach perpetual stillness for this and this alone

"We still talk about you" meme. The girl is on the ground with her ear to the earth. Far underground is the map of the Endless Paths of Od Nua from Pillars of Eternity.

Those would be Narnia, the Deep Space 9, wherever it was The Maxx was from, and plasma.

An old Klingon proverb: If the gagh isn't lively, then your guts will be.

the small things might not fully fix a problem but they matter

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the world needs more militant agnostics. not lazy atheists or fresh off the cult float angry antitheists or jokey just-asking-questions edgelords.

How Liberalism Sabotages Itself Our intentional blindness to bad faith is a loophole fascists use to gain respectability and power.

“The liberal commitment to free speech is inviolable. But it does not follow that liberals must extend the presumption of good faith to everyone engaged in free speech. Right-wing operators in particular are groomed and trained to embrace bad-faith argument as a tactic.“

Depends which edition Monstrous Manual you want to use.