Mag EEK!! 🏳️‍⚧️

It's fucked up that the women on love is blind don't also get a pool table in their little pod

Come on dahn let's talk about it

Took a poop so big it resolved the body image issues I've been feeling recently

I'm such a good phlebotomist it's lowkey a shame that I'm not interested in needle play

Watching jeopardy with my coochie out yea I got final jeopardy right

I'm reclaiming microbangs from the terfs

THIS IS SERIOUS I LOOK LIKE A TOPIARY GARDEN GOING THROUGH SEVERE BUDGET CUTS

MY LASER TECH JUST GOT RAPTURED AND NOW I'M STUCK WITH HALF A BUSH

I WILL DIE FOR MY COUNTRY PHILADELPHIA

Monday Night Millenarianism

A crossword as viewed on a computer screen. The clue at the bottom says "homoerotic viewing" 31 across is highlighted in blue and the answer "GAYPORN" is displayed

OTD in 2021 the New York Times released a crossword with the clue "homoerotic viewing"

The answer?
"GAYPORN"

Why do I know multiple straight women doing yoga retreats in p-town LEAVE THOSE GAYS ALONE

The realest spice girl

At a party dressed like the 6th, shittiest spice girl

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

She's also dating a former pro skateboarder who abused his wife and children, so this is v on brand

When u think u can pull urself up by ur bootstraps but actually get hoist by ur own petard

Turning Point FMJ

My poop formed a cross in the toilet bowl, so as of right now I'm detransitioning and converting to catholicism

Sometimes you get over a crush and it literally feels like a fever breaking

"There is still time" written on a suburban street in chalk From I saw the tv glow

SOMETHING BEAUTIFUL IS GOING TO HAPPEN

I NEED A CLEARER ANSWER IS IT GONNA HAPPEN OR NOT