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“Robert”

@myfreindrobert.bsky.social

Fat fat fat fat fat! And sweaty

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God damn it Caylen

01.02.2026 04:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Now that the kwama queen has been cured, I hope there will be less need for my potions.

22.11.2025 02:30 — 👍 8    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1
Diamond head and triangle head are smoking pipes. Their smoke combines into a billowing dark cloud. Diamond head: “NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SMOKE AFTER EATING RATS AND MICE”

Diamond head and triangle head are smoking pipes. Their smoke combines into a billowing dark cloud. Diamond head: “NOTHING LIKE A GOOD SMOKE AFTER EATING RATS AND MICE”

05.06.2025 18:29 — 👍 249    🔁 42    💬 1    📌 0

Rolling around on the floor with the homies grunting and farting after a HUGE spaghetti dinner

08.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 49    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

At last

23.10.2025 02:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Get his ass Paul.

28.04.2025 17:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Weird Al “Yankovic”

23.04.2025 23:19 — 👍 155    🔁 11    💬 5    📌 2
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a man in a white shirt and green tie is standing in front of a door with his mouth open . ALT: a man in a white shirt and green tie is standing in front of a door with his mouth open .
20.03.2025 01:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[David Lynch] Georgie, I've just seen the Texas Chain Saw Massacre. A wonderful picture, by a sharp young filmmaker named Toby.

[George Lucas] Haven't seen it I'm afraid. Trying to source several tons of insulating foam.

[David Lynch] Well you're in luck, my friend, because I know just the fellow.

19.01.2025 18:55 — 👍 33    🔁 3    💬 1    📌 0
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The police used to watch over people, now they're watching the people.

20.01.2024 02:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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