eliza<3

ASMR - Elon Musk drowns in bathtub after taking heroic dose of ket

and the QUAKERS???

do you have any idea just how badly you have to fuck up to get Canada mad at you

looking around at everything i think that maybe being hit by a car is the best retirement plan

hello kitty island adventure is about to be hard carrying my mental health for the next four years

save me hello kitty island adventure

ok she went to bed gonna check back in the am if she’s still able to access

cat laying on her back staring at you and hoping you’ll fall for her trap

i can offer this picture of pickles and my support<3

hey so why did me and several other friends lose tiktok access at the same exact time but my client whom accidentally switched her tt language to arabic months ago still have access

this is so blatantly political theater and propaganda i don’t know whether to laugh or cry

now is the time to read 1984 and fahrenheit 451

you know how to ball (actually manage to shoot the target without wasting innumerable bullets) i know aristotle (play the survival horror game like a cozy game, design a house with separate rooms for everyone in the multiplayer server, and plant a farm)

Advertise your bsky account in 3 words:

Crickets, all chirping

Getting called “woke” for having basic human empathy

tiktok giving me access to streak pets right before it gets banned is criminal. my child is gonna be taken by the us government

idc if myfavTT might be malware i cannot lose my 6 year accumulation of edits

tiktok ban made me renew my library card early

How about you Switch 2 reading a book sometime

Not depressed enough to skip meals but depressed enough to eat out of a measuring cup

sex is not enough i need a cheesy gordita crunch

I bet mead drunk at 1 am at the tavern hit when the minstrel play that banger

[on my deathbed]
Is there still time to reach my potential

If you've got nothing nice to say, fart

Unsolicited writing advice, #17171617:
Don't just write. Read books. Watch films. Look at paintings and sculpture. Play games. Go to plays. Listen to music. Think about how these things make you feel.
Making art is a two-way stream. To make art, you have to consume art.

charging my tampons in the full moon

just once i'd like the circus to run away with me

put my ex on ethel cain i feel like a genuinely evil individual

i got the boys into stardew valley now they’re asking me for minmax advice like it’s not a damn cozy game