Ross Singer

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

Ballerina-ass recipe

a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' . ALT: a black and white cartoon of a man holding a sign that says ' sickos ' .

While the rest of you are watching some epic baseball, I just sat through a truly shitty (although dramatically shitty) soccer game.

OH FUCK GEDDY LEE IS WEARING AN EFFIN BIRDS SHIRT AT THE WORLD SERIES

Halloween sounds cassette tape featuring Dracula with his hand to his ear. Text and title reads PAPERBACK PARADISE PRESENTS LISTENING TO THE WOLF MAN TAKE A PISS AND OTHER DREARY DRAINERS DRACULA IS A FREAK WHO LISTENS TO PISS AND THIS IS HIS PERSONAL LIBRARY OF ALL THE MONSTERS PISSING

Track listing and copy reads: SIDE ONE: Wolfman's howling piss, Mummy's trickle piss, Creature's Piss Lagoon SIDE TWO: Frankenstein (huge piss warning), Invisible Man (ambient piss), skeletons crying cause they can't piss but really want to This program is honestly a violation of trust. The parties involved did not know they were being recorded but thankfully monsters are not allowed in courtrooms so there will be zero charges pressed and all proceeds will go to Dracula. Maybe if you are rich for long enough you start doing fucked up shit like this. Yes, Dracula is rich.

as a bird artist, in honor of tonight’s game i have attempted to draw the gorgeous blue jay as accurately as possible. as always please let me know if you have any constructive criticism

"Swans (Life After Death)" by Islands literally includes the main riff from "Cherry" by Ratatat in the middle of it.

Must be an island thing.

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hector banana-bread

Ok fine he's on shirts now too...

panel meme with the doctor and Clara. can 1% of the population be a threat to women’s rights?! depends on the context… the 1% holding most of the world’s wealth, yes the 1% of women who were assigned male at birth, no #lgbt #transrightsarehumanrights #transrights #transgender #trans

⚧️ RADICAL TRANS IDEOLOGY ⚧️

we have got to start killing billionaires. is the first line that the villain speaks in the novel im writing. really though, in the real world, we have to kill these people. he continues

A disgraceful government that doesn’t take care of those in most need

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Nathan Cooper. #NewYorkerCartoons

Out Furying the Fury! They made it to the final whistle at least.

Death, taxes, NISA

Like what are we even doing here? How can anyone rationalize this as “government waste”?

Baseball Sickos cartoon

When the Yankees get eliminated

normal person: i just want a place to hang out with my friends
tech weirdo: and shitheads
np: no just my friends
tw: but what about hearing alternative views on race and gender?
np: we just want to hang out and goof around
tw: so where do the shitheads fit in then
np: no shitheads
tw: not following

I mean, I don’t love that he’s eligible, but it’s the truth.

To be fair, he was *always* corny, which was a big part of the Old 97’s charm

There was a fork in the road where you could choose Ryan Adams or Rhett Miller and it the latter was always the right decision.

A photo of a light-colored cat with a gray face and ears and wide blue eyes. Unknown forces are holding up to the cat’s ear the handset of a beige antique-type touch tone phone. A rectangular speech bubble with a jagged tail has been drawn on the photo to indicate it is the sound coming out of the handset. Words inside the bubble read, ‘Maybe it will happen today…’

This would explain the coin thing and be a bright spot in what has otherwise been a really shitty day

If any other president in all of history said the military should use American cities as a training ground he would be removed from office that same day. The hardest thing to tolerate in all this is how relatively silent elected democrats are. It’s ridiculous.

Not a bad time to consider bringing fragging back into fashion.