I hate milk

Shouldn't that be a starter pack?

Shit up and sign bills into law, Mr president.

He's gonna take all that tat with him, along with the Boeing bribe, to his presidential library.

Call me gen x, but I'd still rather see a giant Calvin pissing on a confederate monument.

Squish, squish in 5/4 time.

Too many, heard this one this morning.

youtu.be/Cwt3TCy9NqM?...

Wondering if he got duped by some Canadian contractors and they're reigniting the war of 1812.

I read it as confirmation that the contractor won't be paid. Possibly in need of a pardon.

Love to be the asshole at the controls of that thing just knowing that my shithead employer is gonna get stiffed.

Perfect for a Halloween flasher costume.

Neck stigmata

Drugged and tattooed, here.

(taps can) you can fit so much mercury in here

Tired: endless simulations of nuclear winter.

Wired: counting the dick veins in my ai robot porn

Happiness is a Warm Gun

youtu.be/LoIyUl10ChQ?...

Conception so immaculate I was named after it.

Put a snippet of a jingle in my head.
"from Hawaii".

Pretty sure it's either a tourism ad, or c&h sugar.

He prefers sheep skin

The president is maybe a week away from a new wardrobe only maga can see. Democrats and Rinos will think he's nude.

youtu.be/Msv-5_9UlXM?...

Minneapolis edition.

youtu.be/OQMxawZCKAg?...

You should maybe take a knee during the anthem about it

This could only ever be said by someone who traded Luka for Anthony Davis.

Child's closet with a new shelf and hanger bar.

Did a ben shapiro impression today.
Went to the home Depot and bought a wood. (Plus a couple other items.)

Can I be a never newsome democrat?

Man so soft, they'll call him long veal.

rm -rf / would have made the world a better place

Also holds for the Beatles.

Gonna dance like the internet doesn't exist.

Self awareness is when you look like this and align yourself politically and philosophically with phrenologists.