Who wouldn’t want to date a neurotic conspiracy monger with a history of embarrassing herself publicly for clicks?

No souls, though.
If neither of them is struck by divine lightning, it’s dispositive proof of a caring God.

I think that’s just called ‘heroine’.

On the other hand, I think it’s fine he just takes vacations. Stay on vacay, grow out that beard, maybe get a tan. Just leave, JD. Please.

What’s surprising is how quick Congress was to not even protect its own power from a man who they know is an emotionally stunted criminal in decline. What possible trade off could they get for that?

Trump switches out his underwear less frequently than he does his IRS head.

Who else is spoiled rich, loud and fell afoul of egg laying machines? Veruca Salt. And now I can’t get that comparison out of my head.

Every time RFK makes a public statement, Tom Waits’ “Step Right Up” should play in the background.

I have seen this video. It is garbage, conservative propaganda half heartedly slung at bored children. It’s not like the big picture of men like him are given full credit in regular teaching in the first place. But this is enough to cause the rise of Arlington’s angry dead to burn down his suburb.

To add insult to injury, we don't even get 'the good' that we gave up 'the perfect' for. We might get 'the meh', which is when you get a bit of what you want, but watered down so that the donors don't balk. Under Trump, we're getting 'The Fuck?' but maybe we could do better than 'wev' next time.

'Put the rat mask on them!'

Got-5 is no Bill Brazkey

It’s like they want to be lauded as heroes for having the courage to ask the question of whether embracing a fascist regime wouldn’t have a bright side. And then doing it anyway.

These idiots again. “Think of the benefits of global warming!” Spoken by a guy who will never miss a meal as arable land becomes barren and potable water dries up. It’s like cheering on an arsonist because it will drive down property prices and make it that much easier to buy.

Sort of my thought as well - they aren't going to get a lot of dudes looking to break up a family, unless they are desperate or really committed. But, then, they DID raise a buncha moola to give out as 'bonuses'. So, who's to say? I'm hoping that ICE doesn't get much bigger than it is.

I’m not sure if that means ICE is about as big as it’s gonna get now, or what. Because it seems like a ‘we’re bring in Hitler Youth and the elderly to the front because all the other people are dead.’ Vibe.

Or they could roast her in real time when she utters blatant gibberish without flinching.

I have asked myself the same damned question. The only answer I have is 'conforming to a particular aesthetic preferred by some men - high cheekbones, big lips, smoky eyes'. In almost every case, it's worse - they look like they've been stung by bees. But, they chose that look. ::shrug::

Rookie numbers! Gotta get those numbers UP!

I endorse this if he’s on the first rocket to leave to supervise construction.

What absolute foolishness. What’s it gonna power? Who’s going to man it? Why? If Elon wants to waste time and resources that’s on him. If they are serious it’s folly. If they’re not, it’s a scam, hard pass,

Conservatives simply don’t like Truth, Justice and the American Way. Why should they? Truth makes them look bad. Justice holds their leaders accountable. They want an America as close to the Southern confederacy as can be tolerated. So, Superman is too woke.

If he actually does this, and the courts uphold it, then elections are merely an inconvenience in Texas.

Elected a Dem? Well, too bad, he’s grumblemumble so you get this guy who owns 6 used car dealerships instead. Suck it, Austin!

It'd be one thing if they were just filling these positions with Heritage Drones but they're just being insulting now. Pirro should be adjudicating traffic fines in Moonshine Holler, Alabama, not holding forth on important matters for the next 20 years.

Just words. Empty phrases to encourage blank minds to sleep. It all means there IS no policy, no plan, no thought behind this administration. It's the grin of a narcissist flattering you right now with lies so you'll love him for a while longer.

If there ever is a Democratic President, I submit that this horrid thing be torn out, and the rubble be sent to Mar-a-lago, unceremoniously dumped on the 9th hole.

Then set on fire, somehow. Then, wasps.

I will vote for any person who makes this a campaign promise.

Thank God! Think of all that paperwork.

Man, I miss my college knees. Those were good knees.

At least until SCOTUS gats a hold of it. And I don’t see Johnson stepping up for his prerogatives, that guys just there to preen for cameras and root for ICE raids.

What is the sound of one bot tweeting?

I'm sure suing them will bring around the warmth and friendship he lacks.

All these conservatives don't want to just be obeyed and respected, they also want unearned affection from the people they keep kicking. At least the fashy ones aren't expecting love after sending kids to cages in a swamp.