Nick M

Don’t put your indicator on too early.

I mean, that big devil dude wanted him for some reason.

If Kirk got punched in the face 10 years ago he’d still be alive today.

Doctor Strange 3 perhaps. To tee up Secret Wars.

Exactly. This dude gets a good punch in the face 10 years ago, he’d still be alive today.

Just saw CAUGHT STEALING. Loved it.

It’s insane how weird it is. Could’ve just been a dinosaurs eating people movie but no. Seeing a woman give birth to a tyrannosaurus egg changes a man.

That was Marty McFlys excuse when he got fired in Part II.

Nostalgic for a week ago when he was dead.

I dunno man. Joey Pants screaming at his dog was pretty good.

Dino Crisis

I think the big reason everyone has actually come around to Robert Pattinsons Batman being in the DCU is because of how completely different he feels next to David Corenswets Superman. Them meeting would be so damn weird that it would actually be exciting.

But now I can perfectly picture what Shang-Chi is gonna look like next to Thor or the Fantastic Four next to The Guardians. Because now, all of these movies look and feel exactly the same.

People forget how weird the first Avengers was. In his first two films Iron Man had only ever dealt with other iron men, robots, and terrorists. Basically only “realish” stuff. Then seeing him with a big green monster and the literal god of thunder was so bizarre that it was legit exciting and cool.

No matter what Feige says, all these movies feel the same. The big appeal 10 years ago was the crossover element. It was so exciting we kind of just looked past these films technical faults but now that excitement has worn off and those faults that were always there are now far more glaring.

I really think (besides maybe taking at least 5 years off) the only way for them to come back is that everything after Secret Wars has to look and feel completely different than how they’ve ever made stuff. The color grading, editing, tone, story structure, camera work. Everything.

THESE AH DYIRTY DYRITY PEOPLE

I played the ps4 version of the gamecube remake and I’ll admit it took me a bit, but I ended up loving it. The default controls aren’t “tank”, they definitely feel better.

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YELL

I’ll never forgive them for that cancelled N64 version.

And no Sony Spider-Manless Spider-Man movies to derail everything in sight. We might be OK.

Hmmm I would swap Andrew and Eric’s bandanas. Andrew is the leader and Eric absolutely puts on a trench coat and goes to the movies like a creep.

This was debunked, fortunately.

And this dude.

I loved how all the animals in that film just look so mean.

The big marketing angle of the sixth Jurassic Park movie was that the humans from the first one were coming back.

Mortal Kombat in Mortal Kombat? Don’t be silly.

I’ve see enough at this point to know he’ll wriggle his way out of this. Least we can do is keep pushing it till he has a stroke.