Jarf

Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.

A disenchanted monkey grasps the head of a person as if to drown them. Text overlay reads hitman monkey finds no joy in his job

It really does get repetitive.

You guys, look at this thing. You just jam a whole stick of butter in there and it melts it and you can just spray hot liquid butter on whatever. The 80s really was the decade of insane kitchen appliances.

i have wonderful news

SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?

MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in

NYPD police car in front of the Eiffel Tower with a cloudy sky.

must have been one helluva chase

I’d like to see the cheese before I get into the van

finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”

of course guys would invent a program that doesn't know what "no" is

maybe we just start thinking of it more as a Trolley OPPORTUNITY

Fone vegano pra ouvir uma salsa ou música raiz com volume no talo

"Ed Sheeran" sounds like a drunk person trying to remember the name "Edward Scissorhands"

bad bunny should not play the super bowl half time show because he is not a good role model for children. they should get good bunny

Two police officers stop a person disguised as a tree on a pedestrian crosswalk.

on the next episode of copse

I wish I was an octopus. I'd have 3 hearts to love you with, 8 arms to hug you with, and I could squirt ink in your face when startled

a crow taking flight from a tree but it is mid flap of it’s wings giving the appearance it is jumping out of the tree

ME: i hope i get a cool photo of that crow

CROW: *boing*

you’re never more than 10 feet away from someone texting “lol” with a completely expressionless face

saturday morning cartoons be like, “let’s put a leather daddy in it…for the children”

Playground tube slide boarded up and labeled “slide closed.”

i really hope someone empties it out at the end of the day

mentally ill implies the existence of womenshorty healthy

HOT SINGLES ARE IN YOUR AREA
HOT SINGLES HAVE BREACHED THE PERIMITER
HOT SINGLES ARE ZEROING IN ON YOUR LAST KNOWN LOCATION
HOT SINGLES ARE INITIATING ATTACK FORMATION DELTA

Photo of a missing slice of cheesecake that looks like a cheesecake hull floating in a deep blue ocean. The "ocean" is actually the blueberry topping on the large cheesecake that we don't see completely.

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

feel like slim and fat chance should be a different amount of chance

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

Hundreds of Garys

BBC News headline: Frankenstein is monster success at Venice film festival

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

I can

I can

The Breeders

a pixel art painting by sid of a kaiju styled Clippy the paperclip destroying a city with flaming breath

“It looks like you are trying to stop me”

#originalart #pixelart #art