Adam Levine

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American politics has devolved into shitposting and aura farming The Frog is owning the president.

I have a theory www.theverge.com/policy/79849...

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text He’s genuinely an idiot. GUNNER OLSZEWSKI on Cam Skattebo

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

Is This an AI Bubble? OpenAI’s Spending Offers Clues OpenAI and its partners have promised to spend $1 trillion on AI. The stock market is counting on it.

My column this week poses the question, "Where TF is OpenAI gonna get $1 trillion?"

www.barrons.com/articles/ai-...

Heavy sigh

Holy shitballs.

Yesterday GM reported 102% YoY growth in EV model sales, to 9% of sales. Ex-EV sales rose 3% YoY.

Ford Q3 EV sales +30% YoY and hybrids +15% (ICE +6%). EVs were 5.6% of sales and hybrids another 10.1% (though CEO @jimfarley.bsky.social said earlier this week EV mkt share set to be cut in half)

Your monthly reminder: ADP is bullshit. Challenger is bullshit.

As you were.

Happy Q4, to all who celebrate.

I went to Costco and bought my cats a Costco. Still $1.50 for a hot dog and a soda, but now they smell like tuna.

😁

Yes, please.

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Anyone have a Sora invite code for a poor, destitute tech reporter?

Let’s check in with HP employee Imran Chaudhri. Remember the Humane AI pin? And that serious-as-a-heart-attack TED talk about the future of computing? Well, Qualcomm featured Chaudhri in its Snapdragon Summit keynote today, where he’s talking less ...

I thought I would enjoy watching this, but now I’m just depressed.

www.theverge.com/tech/785363/...

SMIC’s chip-making technology is stuck in 2018, and that’s all Huawei can get to.

Penn State fighting all the way back, having seemingly infinite momentum, looking like they were on the verge of shedding the No Big Wins reputation, and STILL losing is going to feel like a sledgehammer to the skull

Really enjoying the Drew Allar discourse tonight.

WE HAVE A NEW CHARACTER

SOBER HUSBAND

When my guests come over, it’s gonna be like BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air, and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.

It’s happening 😵

Fuck all the takes. Liquid Glass is cool.

How do they expect me to go 2 straight days without football?

“He was shaking the sweat out of his mullet, guys” is a totally epic sideline report 😂

The circle of life

I see things have gotten dumber since the last I looked.

With ChatGPT, I made a handy chart for the cash flows of this deal

Multiple games that both teams should be losing right now

Philadelphians booing the Super Bowl champs at home is just perfect.

Happy 21st of September 🎉….do you remember?