Cirrhosis of the Eye

That tracks.

If there was an award for misplaced wistfulness, he woulda won it that year.

🤣🤣🤣

Shelby Foote, dead ender, in Ken Burns's The Civil War documentary.

Not enough Shelby Foote, Abraham Lincoln, or Ferris Beuler narration in this Revolutionary War documentary. 😏

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Thus spoke President Shakespeare.
When I have seen such interchange of state,
Or state itself confounded to decay;
Ruin hath taught me thus to ruminate,
That Time will come and take my love away.
This thought is as a death, which cannot choose
But weep to have that which it fears to lose.

It's not a pizza hut; it's a pizza home.

Game of thrones. 🚽

Would probs take less than an hour.

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Be a lot cooler if it was Department of GWAR.

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[Beetlejuice voice] Heyuhhh good lookin' youthful cabinet. You guys uhh must take horse pills'n bleach and lightbulbs up yer asses

The key word here is "democratic"

Nobody asked mars rover to do their dishes.

Just have a swarm of angry bees follow me around.

🤣🤣🤣 Skeleton on a Segway would have far more utility in my life than a bipedal Siri for its sheer existentialist/absurdist entertainment value.

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This seems like a better approach. But I'm not an engineer.

Natalie Merchant of Death

Goin a movie

Goontanic 🚢

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Have you seen the og Star Trek episode, "Balance of Terror?" Total masterpiece.

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Marta says: in a sense, we are ALL Gallagher and Gallagher is us. -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy.

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I know some guys who figured it all out...

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Coffee is for closers.

Cheeseburger Commando

That'll activate all the sleeper agents fersure.

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I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black as sackcloth of goat hair, the moon turned blood red, stars fell to earth as figs drop when shaken by a strong wind. The heavens receded like a scroll rolled up, & every mtn & island was removed from its place.

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He accomplished what flight 93 could not...
They're calling him the first president to self-9/11, or second, depending on who you talk to.

He achieved what flight 93 could not. Apparently.

Milosevic 2024 campaign ad.

I found this one I made during "the immigrants are eating pets" era, or, the halcyon days of 2024.

The first African American I ever interacted with as a little kid in the 80s was Mr. T, at Disneyland no less. My fam drove all the way from our deeply pale little town in the PNW to Disneyland and boom, there's BA Barachus right there in the flesh. Still blows my mind.

Above two urinals, an ad for Tabasco sauce is displayed wherein a dapper man tears his dress shirt open like Superman revealing a Tabasco bottle label.

Piss'n vinegar. This is a men's room at the Tabasco plant in balmy Avery Island, LA.