Jesse

"da pooper bowl"

2000 Harley-Davidson Softail Fat Boy

1992 Acura Integra GS Sedan

1961 BSA C15T Star Trials

1990 BMW K75C

Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Back to mostly bikes today. Kinda unfair fight here as that Integra is calling my name, automatic transmission be damned. (I do dig the flying brick though.)

• '00 Harley Softail Fat Boy
• '92 Acura Integra GS
• '61 BSA C15T Star Trials
• '90 BMW K75C

Toyota make a GR Sienna you cowards

Wondering where those job cuts will hit — Europe, RI/CT, etc.?

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spittin’ FACTS

Original-Owner 1992 Mercedes-Benz 300E 4MATIC

1999 Mercedes-Benz SLK230 Kompressor 5-Speed

1974 Honda CB360G

1985 Mercedes-Benz 300D Turbo

Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Oops! All Benzes! (Well, almost... the Honda moto snuck in there as a combo breaker, but still. Cool bike; I'd still go W123 or W124 tho. SLK has a 5-speed!)

• '92 W124 300E 4MATIC
• '99 SLK230 Kompressor
• '74 Honda CB360G
• '85 W123 300D Turbo

Get our guy a podcast mic and schedule an installation appointment with Verizon at his house or something

NBC Sports Boston… I am begging you to hit up a Best Buy

1999 Audi A8 4.2 Quattro

2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo

1983 BMW 320i 5-Speed

1990 Saab 900 Turbo SPG

Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Easy to make a case for/against any of these. A8 is sharp but could be pricey to fix; Jeep is clean but RWD only; the Saab is rad but worn; E21 is up in Canada. Tough call!

• '99 Audi A8
• '03 Jeep Grand Cherokee
• '83 BMW E21
• '90 Saab 900 Turbo SPG

1981 BMW R100RS

1987 Porsche 924S

1998 BMW Z3 1.9 5-Speed

1993 Buick Roadmaster Limited Sedan

Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

This one is borderline unfair -- despite not being a wagon, I still desperately want that big Buick in my driveway.

• '81 BMW R100RS
• '87 Porsche 924S
• '98 BMW Z3
• '93 Buick Roadmaster

Nobody asked me but I think the bad Jesse should be booted. Get him outta here. Besmirching my name along with all of the other good Jesses out there, smdh

2005 Mercedes-Benz CLK320 Cabriolet

1992 Volvo 240 GL Sedan

1985 BMW K100RT

2002 Jaguar S-Type

Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

Closing out the week with a Benz, a Brick, a Beemer, and a Bjaguar (sorry). Probably would have to go with the Volvo here, personally -- the classics never go out of style!

• '05 CLK320
• '92 Volvo 240 GL
• '85 BMW K100RT
• '02 Jaguar S-Type

That’s a very ignorant stereotype (and furthermore, my pal Patrick “Cahpahk” O’Redsox just saw your post and he’d like a word with you)

939 comments, 609 reposts (587 of them quote posts), 200 likes

Damn, been a minute since I've seen a proper ratio on here

Real talk -- spent a lot of time walking/balancing on stone walls in the woods behind my house as a child!

KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor

1994 Yamaha FZR1000

1972 Ford F-100 Explorer

1978 Mercedes-Benz 300D

1982 Yamaha XJ550 Seca

Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

The two Yamaha bikes are pretty cool, but from a sheer surviving-the-apocalypse perspective, hard to go wrong with either the Ford or the Benz here. W123 for me!

• '94 Yamaha FZR1000
• '72 Ford F-100
• '78 W123 300D
• '82 Yamaha XJ550 Seca

I personally welcome my annual metamorphosis into Mr. Autumn Man™ -- I can almost hear the crunching leaves beneath my feet. Bring on the jeans, I say.

(Not disparaging the noble New England Hardcore Guy™, however -- the hoodie and shorts combo has been a tried and true fit for decades. 🫡)

1975 Buick LeSabre Custom 4-Door Hardtop

2007 Honda Element SC 5-Speed

1979 Cadillac Sedan DeVille

1981 Honda CB750K

Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

The bike and the five-speed Element are admittedly pretty cool, but the heart wants what it wants, and the GM two land barges here are speaking my love language.

• '75 Buick LeSabre
• '07 Honda Element SC
• '79 Cadillac Sedan DeVille
• '81 CB750K

I suppose it’s possible — sounds like Saudi Arabia is branching out into comedy, after all! 🙃

Welp, that’s certainly one way to get me to stop playing skate. 🤷🏻‍♂️

1985 Mercedes-Benz 380SE

2008 Volkswagen Eos 2.0T 6-Speed

1992 Saab 900 S Sedan 5-Speed

2002 Harley-Davidson Sportster 883 Hugger

Poll: Fantasy BaT Purchases, Deadbeat Edition.

A mid-80s German land yacht, a 6-speed VW droptop, a 5-speed Swedish sedan, and a big American moto. Are there really any wrong answers here? (Don't answer that.)

• '85 Mercedes 380SE
• '08 VW Eos
• '92 Saab 900 S
• '02 Harley-Davidson Sportster 883

I mean, you're not WRONG, but

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Counterpoint: between Smart and Luka being done dirty I almost want the Lakers to do well this season [ducks]

(whoa, whoa, whoa)

now this is comedy

This is how I find out Horford is going to the Warriors? Damn. 🙁

“You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer.”