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BBC News headlines: Education School caterers 'confident' of meat Missing children data 'worrying'

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

All the private jets leaving the super bowl. Paper straws etc

I think I could manage to kill myself in every Winter Olympics discipline, including curling

The Luge Tuck!

But… but is there *ANY* way this could be a woman’s fault…?

My nearly grown up but still baby tuxedo cat half under a duvet, kinda shooting out and making a big Y shape with his arms

🎶 It's fun to stay at the...

i am not a parent but i imagine that this type of preparation is what goes into taking a toddler anywhere

This amused me greatly 😂 especially the fox painting 😂

Thank yoooo @cheekybudgie.bsky.social

YouTube video by Rachel Redhouse Sizzler Promotional Commercial 1991

This 4 minute video is the best thing ever ever done in the world of Brand videos. This is what happens when the client calls all the shots and has terrible ideas.

The theme song is everything.

Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.

Soyjack cows pointing at Veronika the cow scratching herself with a broom. Bad line drawing of two anthropomorphic cows, as if hastily traced in a paint app. Both cows are close to the camera looking directly to the viewer and making excited "OOHH" face as one of them points backwards away from the camera towards two photographs of a brown cow using a broom held in her mouth to scratch her hip and undercarriage.

two poorly drawn cats, the cat in front sits upright with a serious expression, while the cat behind leans forward and sticks out its tongue in a goofy way

two orange tabby cats sitting on a concrete path outdoors. the cat in front sits upright with a serious expression, while the cat behind tilts its head sideways, looking very goofy

he’s right behind me isn’t he

a medieval rendering of a fan mussel, it's very angry

honest, just get whatever mark making tools you have and make some weird shit.

Yikes

And that strength manifests in kindness and generosity not aggression

it's not just that Mamdani is charming af (he is), it's that he is normalizing the idea that children are full members of society that we all share a collective responsibility for

It's the old newspaper cutting about the jubremony at the libary. Headline "The memories live on" I did copy and paste the text but it's a bit hit and miss because of the old photocopy and I don't have time now to go through all the delightfully made up words it hallucinates. You'll get the drift. CROWLAND'S Silver Jubilee committee was finally wound p on Thurs day evening with presen tatios cerem e Ib rary. The jubilee fand described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts incoln- shire' fremony rary. The jubilee fund, described by chairman Frank Parnell as "one if the libraryaony aremony The jubremony at the lib- rary. Tremony at remony at the library. Thrremony at tremony at the liremoay at the lib raremony at the library. The described by funi chairman Frank Premony rremony at the liremony aremony at the libremony atremony at tre mony at the library. Tremorremony at the lib- The jubilee described by chairman Frank Parnell as 'one of the finest efforts in Lincoln- shire', fa be latched onto a through ball. Although be by the I managed to ba I home for second week to leave the field injured, this time suffering eye trouble. The winning goal was another 25-yard shot again from Blackstones' central defender- coming from their second chance of the game. from Boys, had a good debut.

After this swam into my brain last night (unbidden, if you will, but clearly there are neural pathways that divert here at the slightest nudge), it occurred to me that a few people may not have experienced it. Put that hot drink down. Now. Yes before you start reading.

Well done on quitting 👍👍

Patricia Hearst wearing a dark woolly hat and brown shirt, wielding a gun and posing in front of a red flag with a snake/tree-like symbol on it

F Scott Fitzgerald famously wrote, in The Last Tycoon, that there are no second acts in American Lives. If ever anyone proved that wrong, Patricia Hearst did – and, indeed, continues to. Obviously, you know the most prominent bit of her story, which began on this day in 1974... 🧵

Silo
Saint Jacob, IL

longhorn marina, marathon, florida, 1985

longhorn marina, marathon, florida, 1985

Our bungalette is very nice.

I’m crying. I wasn’t ready.

He sounds like a person playing ‘monster’ with a baby and then starts singing 😭😭😭

Minneapolis nominated for Nobel Peace Prize in humiliating snub to Trump The city of Minneapolis and its people are being nominated for a Nobel Peace Prize amid the Trump administration's deadly immigration operations in a major snub aimed at the president

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And... it's February! Nobody ever promised that the snow would end now. Here from the Tres Riches Heures of Jean, duc de Berry.

Ok, let’s do this🙄

We’ll start with an explainer covering:

🕒What is a 15-minute city
🏫What on Earth is going on with Oxford
👽Where the conspiracy theories have come from

And then we’ll look at the Telegraph article

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The Muppet Show: this thrilling return is so great I can’t even count how many times I laughed Sabrina Carpenter fangirling Miss Piggy, Beaker losing his eyes … yes, Kermit and co are back for a trip down memory lane – and it’s a perfect, saucy joy

The Muppet Show: this thrilling return is so great I can’t even count how many times I laughed

For a classic British political scandal, you need an osteopath #iykyk