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I have voted in every election I could since 1992. It hasn't changed one goddamn thing for the better. I am retiring this year.

Bonds mature at the same rate concrete reaches maximum hardness

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Fuck yes

The person's Gabbard sent that whistleblower report to was a mole she has planted in the Intelligence Community Inspector General's office—do I have this right?

Snoopy is holding a bunch of colorful heart-shaped balloons that spell out EGO DEATH

"Gonna shake up health" is what Trump said when RFK was confirmed

Given my current age and health there is a very good chance I will live to see a long list of world-class bastards now plaguing humanity go to their graves.

She's a cop

He made the cover of Non-Threatening Men Magazine 6 times

Creating a lot of value for shareholders, though, I bet

The only thing missing from the halftime show was a guy in an ill-fitting suit throwing paper towels

The powerlines thing was arch

Not hitting my wife during the SB to try and roll those statistics back

"I Can't Beleive It's Not War"

Came here to say this—went to school in LA with white kids named Martinez, fairly common name there

0ne of my D&D campaign maps I drew when I was 12

"Up in our feels and we're bumping Seal"

Everyone pretending it's a non-issue of a trivial number of people participating in gendered sporting events almost nobody actually follows, not about where you personally draw your own boundary lines of moral disregard

Here's some apes that kinda look like your average chuds, for no particular reason

Apparently they are selling tacticool at Hot Topic now

The O fell off his Oreo sticker

If you can't manage to keep your vehicle roadworthy, tagged and insured, anyone will tell you: you can't afford to drive. If you can't pay your mortgage, property taxes, insurance, keep your home up code, you can't afford to own one. If you can't pay employees the going rate for labor...

Like when you missed an opportunity for petty cruelty?

I resolve sometimes to take up seriously some craft I've toyed with—drawing, writing, sculpture—with the idea that if I do a bit every day the art will become who I am. But I never stick to it, and remain a songless shlub pining at a vinyl windowsill—a couldabeen artist whose medium was daydreaming.

Selima Hill

Yep. The Catholic church model of accountability. "Oops, they caught you in a naughty!" *Is quietly removed to some more obscure corner of the world with all rights and privileges retained*

Focus on how her lips move. It looks heavily trained on Disney princesses.

Yeah, like tiny soap bubbles in an air current

Kendrick made the chuds start their own half-time show. (Up next: Kid Rock wins Pullinit Prize)