Sarah 🫀🦇

Nothing pisses me off more in myself! And yet. And yet. I’m a wet stuffed toy in the rain I’m a soggy dishrag! Annoying!!

A black cat sitting at a laptop

Ivy attended my meetings today. Did she do a good job at work? (No.)

Ah yessss, I knew somewhere must do it. Tragically I am on the entirely wrong continent but one day….you never know.

I still want my idea of a Bug Zoo. A zoo only for bugs. It wouldn’t have to be big, very city-friendly.

I am SO pleased because no less than three separate people on three platforms who all don’t know each other have sent me this lmao, my personal brand is STRONG.

Make the next iPhone see-through, day one purchase

Awwww happy birthday!!

HASHBROWN HOUSE more like

Oh holy shit that heel shape is divinely inspired

Ivy the black cat surrounded by sarcastic edgy heart stickers

You still have time to buy Ivy a valentines gift. Or else.

Lmaooo okay I was curious what I can even eat there and I think the only thing is hash browns so LOAD ME UP WITH POTATOES let’s GOOOooo!

I do feel I may have missed out, having never experienced the allure of Waffle House.

RADIANT, glowing! Brilliant!

A valentines heart with a face eating a piece of Milky Way chocolate bar.

If I had to see this unsettling old ad for Milky Way, so too do you, them’s the breaks, kid.

I wanted one so badly as a kid. I guess I didn’t know that the true didgeridoo was inside me all along.

The buried giant by kazuo Ishiguro

Read. I was cold on this one UNTIL the final third pulled it together. Inevitability, forgiveness, nostalgia, memory: Ishiguro knows his thematic strengths and handles them deftly with a subtle hand here. Not his strongest but the ending punched me RAW, doesn’t he always!

Last night I dreamt that I posted something like “the noise you think is a didgeridoo has always been me farting in several different notes.” I wouldn’t post that. And yet here I am. Self-fulfilling.

Amazing shapes!

SCREAM I LOVE IT!!

‪You may be asking, if I am the spider queen, wouldn’t they respect my husband? Don’t be foolish, spiders are matriarchal. They see him as my jester.‬

A hideous hoodie with the Smurfs on it that says Smurfs Up! At the jersey shore.

Girls (me) only want one thing for Valentine’s Day and it’s the New Jersey shore smurfs hoodie for 40 euro

Snail is always such a cute word in every language! In German the word is Schnecke but Gary is still Gary.

The largest spider I’ve EVER seen indoors climbed onto my husband while he was in the shower. This is the second time the exact scenario of “Sarah showered near a huge spider and was fine; Vincent showers ten minutes later but is ATTACKED” has happened. Am I the spiders’ queen?

An optimistic, quick acceptance, what a philosopher.

Two small hand sized animal statues made from metal. One is dark brown, depicting a large cat-like animal roaring. The other is light gold and depicts a small pointed ear dog. They are from the country of Benin.

Vincent’s uncle and late aunt often traveled to Benin, they had friends there and took a huge interest in art. We were given these bronze animals and I adore how HEAVY they are. Love to grab a big chunk of metal, that’s a proper tactile feeling.

Screeeeaming at the balloon dog, what a friend.

All your art has such an aura of joy and creation, I love that you share both the sponge and others!!

Some days I’d come home from school and the entire couch would be pulled out in the middle of the living room and I knew there would be no peace that day. And yet. Now sometimes I look at mine and….the urge……

SCREAAAAAM YOU LOOK SOOOO GOOD

I feel you, I have some “safe pants” made of cotton and linen but jeans I have not worn since I was a little kid.