Sarah 🫀🦇

Okay now this I have never seen before but Lord knows, if I had, it would have been page one on my wishlist, that’s incredible.

A 90s McDonald’s French fry snack maker toy box showing a huge white plastic contraption that simply cuts bread

I know I’ve asked this before, but did anyone else have this McDonald’s “French fry snack maker” toy? Because all it did was cut a slice of white bread into strips and told you to sprinkle cinnamon on them.

THAT’S NOT FRIES. 😤

My goal is to set up a bare bones internet 1.0 site one day! ❤️ 🫡

High praise! Throwing away my degree, putting this on my list of honors!

Parking Lot in Arcadia The only hedgehog I've ever met was rotting. Dragged red red ragged, a bold brushstroke (Like that one brazen streak of dark blue in John Singer Sargent's Muddy Alligators.) Impossibly dark Impossibly saturated. I ask: Cat, man, or car? I've started tracking local birdsong, (Warbles, whoops, whispered wisps) In hopes of a hidden ecosystem, vaster than mere tits and jays and city swans. The only pigeon I met yesterday was decapitated - I ask: Cat, man, or car?

You can just write stuff while waiting for your tea to steep, it doesn’t have to be anything, it can just be.

Okay so it’s a nativity scene but there’s a Union Jack across baby Jesus and Joseph is now a royal guard and I hate it lmao

Oh but wait—there’s more.

The first advent is the true start to the season, but my local Christmas market already begun so I am already in full swing! Germany does the 24th and my divorced family in the US split between the 24th and 25th but I think most Americans do the 25th.

Awww I hope everyone feels better and you still have some nice food planned!

Ooooh I would love it! I ADORE Christmas markets here in Germany and seeing how other countries celebrate is so exciting! I always played with my family’s nativity set like they were just toys.

French baby Jesus

Cat lover baby Jesus

DOG baby Jesus

Classic playmobil baby Jesus - this one is fine!

I spent an entire half hour looking at the vast spectrum of baby Jesus figures in nativity sets. This is the internet’s true purpose.

A study in scarlet by Arthur Conan Doyle

Read. Huh. Was anyone gonna tell me the first Sherlock book is about Mormons? Every time Sherlock is not on the page, all the characters should be asking: WHERE’S SHERLOCK? I’m unsure if I enjoyed this but I did love the intro to his character. Charming, comical, I’ll read more!

Twist ending on par with the planet of the apes

But author! But bobbed hair! MAMA!

Oh my goodness, that’s a TON! How do you track who needs to be watered?

GOOORRRGEOUS and high drama, I love love it.

And Apple Music has Joanna Newsom so it is worth the price of admission alone!

PANTS (it’s gonna be) OK!

Because I am an ARTIST. ❤️‍🔥

Every year I get more bold and brash so I know by the time I’m truly old, hoooo boy

A box of cast iron pans by the brand lodge edited to be wearing crowns with hearts around them

Gonna start handing out what looks like religious pamphlets but is just info about Lodge cast iron skillets. Best purchase my husband ever made, I can say this because the cats were free.

I feel you! My slack claim to fame is how many custom emojis I’ve uploaded and how frequently everyone, including managers use them.

You know what we’re all gonna say. He deserves nothing less!

We kinda gotta go there, right? Like it just makes sense. Last night in Germany or something when we move.

A hotel room themed to the German supermarket brand rewe

A hotel room themed to the German supermarket brand Edeka

Very important findings: there is a hotel about an hour and a half drive from me that has SUPERMARKET THEMED ROOMS.

Genuinely, this is such a fun idea, what kind of paints do you use? You have a very steady hand!

Someone in the building across the street has a tv so huge and so bright that I can see exactly which Naruto EP they’re on. A tree usually blocks their window but in the fall, the leaves give way to a nearly 24 hour anime and twitch marathon. I cannot overstate how big the tv is.

The pajamas STAY ON, you know this room gets a chill!

You are a joy to both yourself and many others, don’t let self-consciousness affect that! If you went to a dance party and no one was dancing, wouldn’t that be terrible? But someone has to start the dance. Maybe not everyone will join in, but we GOTTA dance, we gotta be seen!

Awww thanks, me too. Especially since back in NJ, “snow” meant a foot or more. When people say “snow” here I’m rolling my eyes like WHERE?? Is the snow in the room with us??

Ok but the strawberry and corn fields near me grow mustard plant between harvests and it smells pretty cool so I DO have a dream crop rotation.