Sarah 🫀🦇

An ad for clothes that reads: which texture may it be?

gmail auto-translates my emails to create new game show ideas for netflix:

Duolingo asking me to translate: do you think snoopy is more attractive than Toto? (This is unpleasant, I hate this app.)

‪I cannot help you with this one, that’s something you gotta take to your grave, buddy.‬

A Duolingo sentence asking me to translate: I think that Gandalf is very attractive. (I do. I very much do.)

They are in my walls, they’re in my house, they’re listening to me get drunk and talk about my wizard husband—

ACTUAL LAUGH incredible

The ONE FOR SORROW rhyme just as a quick little aside at the end there, mmm mmm MMM, like getting a taste of fresh basil at the end of a pasta dish

There’s a reoccurring motif of “does death occur in the first-person or second-person perspective?” Which culminates in the realization right at the threshold of, ah, of course, death occurs in the second-person.

And I miss my cousin so badly that I feel sick now, kthnx, three stars, thank you.

Maps of our spectacular bodies by Maddie Mortimer

Read. Impressed by the (young!) author but I want to tear half out and make it a novella. Mixing poetry & prose, it has more to say about dying and cancer than it does about fidelity and sex. Incredible sparks of genius lost in too big a stew. Devastatingly relatable RE: cancer.

Teleporting you to my living room where we can read out loud to each other and have a nice coffee and put on our favorite albums and pet my cats!!!

Omg I’ve so torn between loving them and thinking they’re chic but also….i do want a nice, unique cover sometimes, even for as sleek as they do look on my shelf.

Avocado kitchen, my dream woman…

Very lovely! And I’m taking notes! Our apartment is pretty small and it has to double as my office so I’ve been trying to keep it homey, but tidy and I like how you’ve kept it clean but with lots to look at. It has an inviting atmosphere, no harsh lights or plasticky surfaces! Holistic!

A resounding hell yeah!

Holy shit that’s so cool! Too freaking cute!

Oh I love how you’ve layered textures, light, and utilized the space! It is sooo warm.

Hit em with the ol razzle dazzle

Yessss, my favorite professor taught us this one and I can still hear it recited in his voice.

OLD, GRUMPY, and a baby!

Godddd I love how bold your blacks are, monochrome expert

St. Louis arch

INSIDE the arch

Am I just woefully under-traveled (never left the east coast when I lived in the US) or was anyone gonna tell me you can go INTO the St. Louis arch? My mom is there for a wedding and mentioned it so casually but….YOU CAN GO INSIDE?

A cartoon maze made out of a mummy’s brain getting his brain removed with a long stick. It’s not graphic but it sure is funny to choose this as a kid’s workbook image.

Come over and bring your activity book, we’re doing the excerebration maze together.

Cartoon tamagotchis screaming over a dead body in a bed (but like….in a cutesy way.)

Back at work with severe neck pain, there’s a new cross-departmental workflow, a few new spreadsheets, new useless AI features got added to Slack, it’s Monday babes.

NO FOR REAL! There’s a woman in my neighborhood who I see almost every day on my walk and her husband walks ahead of her, they are NEVER together. She always has her head down, they never speak. The only time I heard him was when I saw him yelling at her taking in groceries. It is always a red flag!

I came back from my time off to basically all new cross-departmental processes so god yes, big mood, pass the hat, we all take turns wearing it.

You can do it!!!

Fun fact: TJ Maxx is here but it’s called TK Maxx instead! Hell yeah, I love shopping there, I’ll give it another look through and see if they have some perfumes.

Nostalgic late 2000s/early 2010s perfume bottles by juicy couture with flashy glittery pink bows on them and their classic logo. Think Paris Hilton vibes! They smelled AMAZING!!

‪Sometimes I crave a whiff of the classic juicy couture perfumes but I am not ready for velour leggings with rhinestones, pink lip gloss, and Tiffany bracelets….who am I kidding, yes I am. ‬

Ohhhh your necklace is so cute, is there a story behind it?

“AND I’D DO IT AGAIN.”

A tiny fluffy dog in a pink fuzzy shirt surrounded by adorable pink juicy couture branded toys

Pet play but like, in a juicy couture branded tennis balls kind of way

‪Keep thinking of how much I love this dress but it’s too DAMN SHORT, why are so many dress miniskirt length? Do you know how uncomfortable it is to sit on a tram or bus when you know your ACTUAL WHOLE ASS is gonna touch the damned seat?‬