jack

if you don’t care about being gate checked you can be real annoying at the airport

the second funniest: water slide

hell ain’t half full

The best thing for the franchise is that they gave it away on PS+ so we could all try it

I love Titanfall 2, but I can’t tell whether it’s a good game or Effect & Cause and the SERE kit were just transcendent experiences. I have the money and time value the latter, I can’t judge for most people if that’s enough for a great game

the Aluminum Throne

whose fuckin laughing now you little shit

parking in the pro spot because this is a work trip

Stephen A vs JD in a contest to see who can get the fewest votes from women

you can learn a lot of things in the South. for example, did you know this is the American SS uniform?

DPOW’s are like the woman version of men having to land a plane in an emergency; you secretly wish to be called upon because you know you could handle it

sometimes you’re listening to lefty stuff with trans women hosts and it sparks a tough conversation: how do you tell a ten year old about the C word and why we don’t say it here

we’re absolutely going to be giving this a shot, my oldest is just getting to the age where he can do chores, jobs outside and such but he’s asking for things to listen to. I’m not a content cop but all of my stuff has at least a few skips

you’re all on The List (positive)

under woke 2 we will be reclaiming, and then inevitably ruining, the word “based.” so for the moment, based

just came here after a year off from the other joint and this has been the best thing I’ve seen for rebuilding the ol list

the hammers in my garage are free

lotta good friends! lotta fun times! but nobody would be willing to do this shit for free and that’s the way I like it

AI is literally training on articles about AI freaking out AI researchers

my “dreams are for nights and weekends!” speech may not have been popular at career day but no E&S underwriter has ever spent more than a week unemployed

lawn darts are back on the menu boys!

and by kind he literally meant “had black tenants and servants that he was civil to.” rod just imprinted on them like a baby duck because they were the only people nice to him

the covid era tinned fish mania got out of control

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it’s inspiring that in a world where Nintendo’s afraid of Mother 3 because “people today won’t get it” and “outdated gender stuff” Konami is ready to reintroduce the word to the Beauty and the Beast Unit

I one thousand percent searched my old company and found people though

there’s one lighthouse keeper who’s really getting fucked over by the IRS and he’s pissed you’re laughing

in my defense A. that was a long, confusing week for a 10 year old and B. that game fuckin sucks

the adults rented us a bunch of shitty (to be fair what would they know) NES games to keep us busy the week my grandfather died unexpectedly and 20 years a marriage and 3 kids later I had an unexpected breakdown to a GDQ speedrun of Silver Surfer

never mind that wasn’t the third thing you said so maybe it’s boobs too