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Loud nerdy Mackem - as seen on Tinder
A photo of a black leather boot.
A photo of a black leather boot.
It's Friday, so I treated myself to some new boots! Perfect for stomping my way through another gig weekend! 🤘
07.02.2025 18:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A bowl of biryani
Love might not be real, but you know what is? Biryani.
05.02.2025 20:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of a public statement released by Into The Breach: "To our incredible fans, supporters, and community, Recent events at Into the Breach (ITB) have highlighted significant mismanagement within the organization. Upon further investigation, we discovered that an individual entrusted with all financial and monetary decisions was embezzling funds for personal use. This betrayal has left ITB in an unsustainable position, and with deep regret, we must begin the process of winding down our operations. This is a heartbreaking moment for all of us. ITB was built on the passion of underdogs and the belief that hard work could overcome any odds. But more than anything, it was built on you - our fans. Your support, your chants, and your unwavering belief in us have been our driving force. We are so sorry to let you down. We're working with legal and financial advisors to handle this situation transparently and responsibly. Our priority is to support our players, staff, and partners during this difficult transition. To our fans - thank you for being the heart of ITB. This isn't the ending we wanted, but your support has meant everything. While this chapter may be closing, we hope to find a way to honor the legacy we've built together. With love and gratitude, Into the Breach (ITB)"
Into The Breach Esports cease operation because CEO embezzled funds due to being a self-described "destructive, alcoholic narcissist hellbent on self-immolation"
UKCS IS BACK, BABY!
A photo of Elon Musk saluting in a suspiciously Prussian manner. A bass guitar has been Photoshopped across his body and a guitar pick is seen leaving his outstretched hand, as if being thrown away. The caption reads, "When the next song doesn't need a pick".
The perils of being a bass player:
22.01.2025 23:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0James "Kill them all" Woods is sad about his house being on fire?
He'll get over it. The Japanese did.
A picture of Boggy B the Worm from the video game "Worms". Bushy eyebrows and a ginger beard have been drawn on, to make him look like former Everton manager Sean Dyche, who once jokingly said he eats worms.
Glad to see Sean Dyche has found a new job quickly.
09.01.2025 20:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching "tomatoangus" do a "romance" speedrun of Fallout NV makes me realise how far GDQ has come since 2013 Werster
09.01.2025 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm pretty sure that Taste by Sabrina Carpenter could be a hair-metal anthem with at-most 20 minutes of tweaking and a single guitar track.
Might have to make it happen.
You know you're getting old when you slip over and the onlookers say "Are you alright, Sir?" instead of pointing and laughing.
03.01.2025 17:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If any of my real-life friends say "See you next year, haha!", I'm ghosting them until 2026.
That'll teach you to count your chickens before they hatch.
Worms United was one of my first PC games - back in the "huge box and tons of goodies" era of gaming. Bought from GAME in the UK (I know, PC games sold in stores, another bygone relic of yesteryear!).
RIP Spadge
Playing Mimic Logic after a large carb-heavy dinner and half a bottle of whisky is either my best idea or my worst. There is no in-between.
25.12.2024 20:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
So let's snow there...
24.12.2024 19:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To clarify - another member booked the gig, I just didn't find out until I saw the promo post and went "Hang on..."
23.12.2024 20:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just found out I have a gig next weekend, because I doom-scrolled past a comment on the venue's Facebook page announcing a change of band.
And they say social media isn't informative! 😂
Hello World! Signing up in between rehearsals - going to be sharing (and probably over-sharing) all my music and techie stuff over here! Let's goooo
22.12.2024 14:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
