Mike Revenaugh

Oh very cool - I saw some currasows, but not that guy!

Ornate hawk-eagle! #CostaRica #birds @vicmmic.bsky.social

More where that came from - stay tuned!

I just got back from Costa Rica and boy, do I have some BIRDS TO SHARE.

Like this orange-bellied trogon!

#birds @vicmmic.bsky.social

I want a digital remaster of Paul Verhoeven's Robocop where the only changes are replacing OCP with Amazon, and adding a presidential seal to the "I'd buy that for a dollar" guy.

I'm team "Elon stamps a hole to Hell and falls in" myself.

I respect dachshund owners for living the Cowboy Code: Get a long, little doggie.

Heading out of Kier for a restorative visitation of novel locales. #severance

Funny how you claim to be “pro-life,” but I can see you have a trampoline in your yard.

I don't know why I don't have any tattoos, I guess I just never found an image that resona– MY GOD.

Headin' into the club with a gym class parachute.

I can’t even afford my own borders and these doctors come looking for a handout? Get a job.

Yes Boeing, please rush this job. As fast as you can. Don't let an inspector get near it. Chop chop.

As a child I watched Knight Rider and thought it would be awesome to have a talking car. Now, my car texts me when its doors are unlocked and it fills me with rage.

This bell ringer guy. He's cool, don't get me wrong. He's fine, I mean, but... he's not like, fully modo, you know?

Me, out loud, to myself while sweeping crumbs up in the kitchen of my AirBnB before the next guests arrive: More like everyWHERE bagels, amiright?

Why yes, I suppose I am the Dopest Trick.

If you watch Die Hard backwards, it’s a movie about how a man’s job saving lives puts a strain on his marriage.

I know that drinking raw milk can be dangerous, but as a raw cookie dough fiend, who am I to judge?

It also makes it harder for them to ban books.

I’d like to wish everyone a happy and safe holiday season, except for anyone involved in the creation and/or distribution of the song ‘The Christmas Shoes.’

Your mom is a gas giant.

This month, I’d like to wish a happy 21st birthday to the non-zero number of people who were conceived while their parents were listening to 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club.’

I too am still mad about the WNBA teams one.

Me on the 6 train with a suitcase: “Oh, I’m not a tourist, I just don’t live here.”

DragonBall Z takes 30 episodes to tell a story that Popeye wraps up in six minutes.

The Ultimate Challenge: an Escape Room designed by the people who make online insurance claim forms.