rachel

cereal is a type of soup

Wendy’s u ok girl?

and this is my son, 4K

just saw a ufo zoomin around up there

after eight years of marriage I have just now learned that my husband opens bananas from the bottom because that’s how monkeys open them

new kind of summer just dropped

don’t mind if I do

prison scene with the magnetic boots 🤌🏻

we’re all due for a Mad About You resurgence . no reboots. just honoring how popular that show was in the 90s.

congratulations are in order

what if there were an app that used to be fun but now had the sole purpose of loading photos in 4k

when you’re over 35 and have had more than two drinks

you are welcom

my husband is santa clause flying around the earth delivering presents all night while I sleep I love him

Billy Joel has played so many shows at msg because he needed an excuse to keep looking under the stage for a legendary map leading to an ancient treasure

santa please bring me an 8000$ Japanese toilet

what are my five year plans? to be a tiny frog on a lily pad during a rainstorm

found a science report I did about gerbils for an elementary school project and as someone who never even had a pet gerbil, I have questions.

how would one even begin to try and explain pauly shore to gen z

cannot wait to one day show my son the wonders of ikea; a magical place where you can eat in a cafeteria, buy particle board furniture and then a $1 hotdog at checkout

I was over my moms last week and she was so excited to show me her Godiva chocolate box that was absolutely filled to the brim with random buttons

need a claw machine full of snacks so I dont have to decide what little treat I should have from the pantry

bluesky is better because every time I open this app everyone’s favorite movie trailer music cue mr. blue sky by elo starts playing in my head

forget love languages; what’s your monopoly piece of choice

we need to stop using clear containers and go back to storing things in shoeboxes, I want to find a shoebox in a closet and have no idea what could be in there. priceless photos? family heirlooms? hundreds of buttons?

🤤

have a great summer