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Normal People Don’t Want This Shit is running away with the vote tonight

No matter how many times I watch the movie #Coco, I cry. Every. Damn. Time. And it’s not the final scene that breaks me, but the one where Hector and Miguel discover they’re related. #DiaLosMuertos

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

If I never eat another croqueta, tortilla or patata brava again, it’ll be too soon. #BarcelonaHangover

Careem drivers are a trip. This man accepted my ride then has the audacity to message me “where r u” and “where r u going”.

Um sir, I feel you don’t know how to (a) work your app and (b) read a map.

I just saw someone call the GOP YallQaeda in reference to how they’re stripping women of our rights and I am HOWLING

I know I’m late to the game but America’s Sweethearts on Netflix got me in a chokehold. I did not expect to care this much about NFL cheerleaders, and Dallas ones at that. #NYG4Lyfe

Sephora Dubai Mall is not for the weak.

Can I buy this as a gift? My husband is a movie guy and I’m a TV girlie…

When Teslas have more government protection than women

Mo S2 was a triumph, American Primeval was great, and Apple Cider Vinegar was a good binge but what’s really bringing me joy on Netflix right now is A Different World.

This shit more labor intensive than risotto…what do you mean I have to keep switching the eggs from boiling to lukewarm water every couple minutes for over a half an hour?!?!?

I need Americans to hate this administration the way Kendrick hates Drake so they can actually stand a chance of surviving

Can your Insta Explore algorithm sync up with your spouse like your cycle syncs up with other females you’re around on a regular basis? Because my husband is constantly sending me things I’ve already seen without me even interacting with it beyond the view.

is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk looking at a book . Alt: Actor Denzel Washington portraying Malcom X, in a black suit and tie with a white collared shirt slamming his hand down on a desk before taking his glasses off in frustration.

Fucking termites just ruined my damn weekend.

Zyrtec is the Xanax of antihistamines.

a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is throwing salt into the air . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a white shirt is throwing salt into the air .

Me adding MSG to every dip I’m making for NYE, only to be complimented on why everything tastes so good…

Watched “Empire Waist” on the flight home. Totes adorbs. 10/10 definitely my feel-good movie of the year.

Brb…just witnessing history

So we got what, 5 days of nice weather and then we’re back to hazy and humid conditions? Are we even gonna have a winter here before 2025? #dubailife

80% of my marriage is just sending my husband recipes, travel ideas and homes we’ll never be able to afford on Instagram

There’s no use crying over spilled laban.

- Ancient Arab proverb

A black t-shirt with a white design featuring the original map of the United Arab Emirates with a screen print of the founding father of the country in a convertible holding a falcon.

To be fair it’s a limited edition for Eid Al Etihad and the design is kinda dope…

I just bought a branded shirt. From my gym. Who have I become?

My saving grace this Sunday? I don’t have to watch the Giants lose…because they already lost on Thursday.

Public holiday on Monday = staying up late on Sunday to watch Red Zone through the witching hour

Circlebacktivus

When one lane opens, we paint a solid line on the other lane you actually need so you can’t merge legally #dubailogic

Trying to rebuild my online life after the 2024 election. Bear with me.