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Latest posts by m11909.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’d say that’s a typo but boomers basically punch us in the face like we’re a Batman villain, so it’s not wrong.

13.02.2026 22:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ohhhh. I should be more cynical.

12.02.2026 00:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wait, a passport? The thing owned by well travelled liberals, and not so much by people who have never been more than 50 miles from home?

11.02.2026 23:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Plus you would make the Wu-Tang proud, and that’s important.

06.02.2026 02:06 — 👍 89    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

(threatening)

05.02.2026 01:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhh

02.02.2026 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is that a… collie / pit mix? Who is that guy?

02.02.2026 00:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Now you’re just making up guys

01.02.2026 18:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Worst Dear Penthouse letter yet.

30.01.2026 16:09 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Christopher Nolan looks at time like Quentin Tarantino looks at feet” lmao

28.01.2026 17:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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23.01.2026 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh my god can this guy please just eat 1,000 dicks, choke, and die?

23.01.2026 02:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How often do coordinators lateral into the same role with a different team? The only way he was leaving was a promotion, so this changes nothing.

22.01.2026 00:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That run from 2019-present is wild.

18.01.2026 19:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sing em right in Debussy

17.01.2026 22:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I meant the FHSA, but I know what you mean.

17.01.2026 01:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s cool though, we raised our withdrawal limit from CAD $35k to CAD $60k. That’ll do the trick.

16.01.2026 21:22 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We did this in Canada about 5 years ago. As you can guess, it did absolutely nothing.

16.01.2026 21:17 — 👍 55    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0
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16.01.2026 18:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Tim Duncan of dumb posts

14.01.2026 19:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sewer outflow pipe

10.01.2026 17:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Plz tread on me 🥺

09.01.2026 15:09 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just like they drew it up

09.01.2026 04:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You do not, under any circumstances, have to hand it to him.

07.01.2026 01:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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“This could be devastating to the Canadian oil market. We’d better double down on oil!”

05.01.2026 16:02 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I love the idea that the US has not been true to its values in the past. At this point, these ARE the values.

03.01.2026 22:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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03.01.2026 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What can you do? I’ll take the last 3 years any time, compared to the 30 years prior. It’s been fun.

01.01.2026 19:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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