wife: you should go move the clocks
me: no problem
[three hours later]
wife: where the fuck are all the clocks?

Please just let me type in the year I was born. No more scrolling. We don’t have to keep doing this to each other.

Cat got himself into a drawer and is not pleased at the struggle of getting out

One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.

Yep, I’m this old. Come dance the pre-goth, goth dance, with me

Absolutely 20’s in the 80’s, actually indulging in an 80’s music night right now

At the stage of change and moving on. It’s weird and exciting and unexpected. There is no set timetable for life…keep moving.

There are more of us than there are of them

*inspirational

Grey and white cat curled up

Grumpy cat is indoors. We all get verbal instructions to keep at least five foot away.

I am here to say this is not a coma specific condition

parent visiting their kid’s school: what’s that lizard doing here?

principal: it’s our hall monitor.

When I was around 13, my Dad bought a pet snake. It had some sort of birth defect where it was missing one of its eyes. Cue me going around school obliviously bragging about "my Dad's one-eyed snake" not knowing why all the other kids and staff were laughing so hard.

I know, it is fab though 😄

Fried egg, grilled bacon on top of seeded toast

Lazy LAZY Sunday, breakfast at lunchtime….I’m sure there’s a name for that…

Oh good, an extra hour in bed listening to the cat shouting for food

We are doing that too!

RIP Dave Ball
What a melancholic beauty ‘Say Hello, Wave Goodbye’ is: youtu.be/y9KgEs3Zksg?...

Quick reminder that if hating yourself actually changed who you are in the ways you want, it would’ve worked by now

Side profile of handsome ginger tabby

Destroyer of mouse populous, purring contentedly on my lap.

Thanks Dom, it was fab ❤️

Back to work after our two week break…yes of course it feels like going back to school and yes I feel like I’m not gonna sleep and I probably forgot to do my homework…

My mum hates my boss because it's been years since I've been able to turn up for a family holiday without getting at least one work call that requires me to step out for a couple hours to sort something. She still hasn't figured out it's actually my mate Steve helping me out.

Ginger cat sitting in a cardboard box

The answer to “what’s in the box??”

Me having a good time.
My brain “this too will pass.”

“And walks in the rain….” 🎶

Completely unrelated, here’s me n a pins colada

Up up and away? Is it that one?

Might’ve gone up in the sky today…very very cool

Good skies

Because…you needed to say that so it could be in MY head 😁