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So what's the difference? Shithead policy carried on by shitheads with different colour ties

Too many Very Sensible Centrists. Had lunch with my dad at the weekend who thinks Starmer is doing a great job while Zach Polanski is a dangerous nutjob

The final scene from Twin Peaks, Series 2, except instead of Evil Cooper it's Sir Keir Starmer, grinning & smashing his bleeding head against his image in the mirror, which instead of BOB is Tony Blair. There never was a Good Starmer and he's not in the Black Lodge, however.

For no particular reason, here's the Best UK Politics Meme Ever

Get it looked at. If it is broken and heals wrong you're in for problems down the line. Plus there's important little blood vessels that you don't want to be buggered

So cool that Wes pipes up to credit you

More zombie wang!

What's going on with Nigeria I wonder?

I'd forgotten about this! You've tickled a long lost nostalgia nerve.

Top notch procrastination there, sir.

Ah. I saw them at Damnation a few years ago when there was no one else I fancied on at the same time. Wouldn't usually be my thing but they were super fun

It is! How the fuck did you guess that?

I have one of your unchecked ones so will feel a little smug for my Monday (I have far fewer of your checked ones)

this must be the large language model everyone's talking about

La Laguna Estigia" (The Stygian Lake) a painting by José Benlliure y Gil but with Ozzy added at the side shouting CHARON!

Mmmmaybe. He'd best not get any kind of redemption though, like sacrificing himself heroically in one big final death or something

Really wish I could enjoy this but Tom Cruise is one of those people who ruins things for me by being in them.

English political establishment up in arms because an Irish guy said something it didn't like.

Then a Black guy said something it didn't like.

If a dog says something it doesn't like, that's all of us on the sign accounted for.

Last day of Pride month, remember that tomorrow we switch back to Wrath.

Inventor of the GIF, hearing about Notre Dame burning: oh no the jarjoyles

James Bond will return in "Enormous Symmetrical Thing in Midair While Someone Pitch Bends a Synthesizer"

Duh, it's called bluesky

"Disordered borders create psychological instability." Just say you're racist and save everyone's time

Solvent by Dormant Ordeal. Atmospheric tech deathy stuff à la Ulcerate

Folks, remember

Fair, looks like you went to Flamingos in Leeds. The vibe and people there are lovely, not my choice for coffee though. Glad you enjoyed our rainy fash island!

I have no comparison, what with living here, is our coffee that bad?

Maybe an extra element where they have to compete to do the best job at polishing their car?

For the bored. Thousands of innocent children’s deaths ignored. Not a word from your speakers or billboards. There’s silence about violence from your corporate vocal cords.

you know who else came from chicago and was on "a mission from god"