Dr. Frankenstein: Did your intuition return?
Igor: Yes I got my hunch back.
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i don't rise and grind. i wake and spiral
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Dangling participles? In this economy?!
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How could I forget!
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dingus
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Croissants are my favorite food for when I'm in the mood to wear half of what I'm eating.
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Me: why do my muscles hurt?
Morpheus my personal trainer: because you’ve never used them before
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date: can you take off your work gloves
Jim Henson: they have names
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I’m just a girl made of equal parts procrastination and hyper focus
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Had a king sized bed all to myself last night. Must be what Rose felt like on that door
20.08.2023 05:12 — 👍 118 🔁 45 💬 1 📌 0
10/10 recommend you guys grocery shop high
20.08.2023 04:41 — 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
Someone just said " like it raw" so naturally I sang, "yeah baby, I like it raw" with a little gyrating action and now HR is emailing me again
15.08.2023 16:33 — 👍 15 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0
I’ve reached the part of my summer where I’m excited that I’ll soon be able to stop checking my kids’s heads for ticks and go back to just checking for lice
19.08.2023 11:55 — 👍 13 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
Casting director: we don't have Danny DeVito
Producer: shit. I really liked him for that role
Casting director: Is Pesci ok?
14.08.2023 15:23 — 👍 22 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0
Doug is just Canadian for dog
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be gay do crime use drugs eat veggies brush teeth call mom
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If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
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Well, I guess I'm here now
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NOT A TROLL 😇 Most days I am a just trying to stay afloat 💙
I like my e-bikes and I cannot lie
Exercising my right to remain silent is my cardio.
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a glass jar full of old teeth and dolls eyes #StoriesFromSchool
I used to be intolerable on that other Hellscape; Now I’m intolerable here 😌 FDT 🖕🏻 Anti Fascist ✊🏻 Fierce AF Ally 🖤🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ Palestine is still not free 🇵🇸
I would spit in a baby’s eye for a good pot roast.
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Twitter Rabble, Cats, Alf, Butts, Clusters, Hellthread, Chaos. For your insolence, you have each been awarded one additional strike.
But not a real clown, that's cruel
Also, don't waste my time with politics
Wanna see more clown?
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Mommin’ the best I can with low standards. Check out my children's book “We Only Color on Paper!” Formerly of Twitter @notmythirdrodeo and IG @momsoverhere
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Your mom thinks I'm hilarious.
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