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Left to right - Zia Yusuf, Robert Jenrick, Nigel Farage, Richard Tice and Suella Braverman

Welcome to Reform’s front bench

Yusuf, Hampton School, £29,916 per year
Jenrick, Wolverhampton Grammar, £17,835 per year
Farage, Dulwich College, £30,618 per year
Tice, Uppingham School, £58,176 per year
Braverman, Heathfield School, defunct private school

The authentic voice of the working class

Deffo rather that than Ipswich getting involved

Morris and Browne are doing similar to Sakamoto and Rudoni to be fair

Top left

He looks like he’s straining to smile and not shit himself at the same time.

I see one of The Real Thing came straight from his shift at the butchers #totp

All they’ve got is smug patronising when things don’t go their way. They’re all absolutely terrible under pressure and proper questioning.

I’m assuming you meant the Real Thing rather than the surprise sisters

Search out the documentary on them - it’s brilliant.

Ah ok. There was definitely a phoning it in period REM towards the end

Which song was it?

Hang on. I just followed and then saw this 😮😮😮

Holy fuck. A perfect example of why Beatles songs should never be covered. #totp

I think my irony meter exploded when she said that Keir’s self-righteousness was his greatest weakness

Viral image which shows Farage visiting a child with terminal cancer in hospital isn’t real "The original photo depicted Branson with his father"

Woops...

Benno in the background. Dunno who’s on his arse though.

Yep. And is it Frank Stapleton to the right? It was said of him that he smiled in the mirror when he shaved in the morning to get it over with for the day.

Lies, lies, and damn lies.

Are you from Birmingham?

Paedo Powell

Bez, Tony McCarroll…

🤣

I was 9 and addicted to totp and, if professional football didn’t turn out, then drummer in a band would have to do. 😎

The band I can never remember the name of. Not The Move, not The Knack, aaaarggghhh. Famous for having a never ending run out groove on the 7 inch I think. #totp

Anyone claiming to hate The Beatles always turns out to be the worst kind of performative "look at me, look at me!" obtuse contrarian arsehole, and I've yet to see an exception.

A certified pop classic though. I think I once (very drunkenly) compared it with Please Please Me in terms of pop bangerness, if that’s a thing. Still think there’s an essence of a point there. 🤷‍♂️

Born wearing leather trousers, I’d imagine

Don’t worry. You’re currently missing Argos Hanson.

My unreliable memory says that this was 2 songs, each remixed 5 times. Good songs, mind, but still…

I heard someone come into a London pub and say ‘it’s a bit Mork out there’