NOW can we abolish ICE?

Oh okay

...that was fake? Urgh.

The thing that makes this extra funny to me is that I think the cat is about to say this is all moving too fast…

Got called in for jury duty once & they were doing group questions.

We were asked to hold up our number card if knowing that a witness was a cop would make us more likely OR less likely to believe them.

We all looked around at each other w/ our numbers up like, guess that’s a them problem, huh.

For no particular reason, thinking about how the Minneapolis Aquatennial was concocted by business men in 1940 to water down the memory of a 1934 Union victory that happened in spite of violent and deadly opposition

I became Senior VP at a multi-million dollar company at age 26. My salary was $600k. This was in 2018. How did I do it? Blacked out lines CEO (my dad) promoted me to SVP. There are no gimmicks. There are no shortcuts.

This is blackout poetry to me

“DHS traps people with serial killer methods” arrives in the news one (1) day after “DHS taunts jailed children with Nazi methods,” for those keeping track

a window within a window with the header: constructed games (new players) showing an isometric screen view of online players as skeletons or two headed creatures or magical creatures sitting at tables playing magic the gathering. a table to the furthest left has a mounted sign to its left with a banner reading: 'new game' with the banner hanging over the table that reads: 'click to start'. there is another rectangular window below, presumably for chat(?) and to the right, a list of usernames that are online. down the left hand side of the screen is a bunch of circular icons: settings, my games, home, back, help and log off. below that are what looks like online links.

magic: the gathering online, screenshot, pc (2002) www.mobygames.com/game/9555/ma...

If you want to fight fascism, you must practice disability justice.

If you’re claiming to be on the left but believe disabled people are “expendable”, you’re aligning with fascists.

If you are against tyranny but refer to people like me as “a drain”, you’re carrying water for the Nazis.

Roses are red
Dick picks are lewd
Sending them without consent
Is just rude!

Roses are red
Computers are cool
But using AI?
It makes you a tool

Roses are red
Bad guys make me frown
So bury those ICE fucks
In shit pits, head down

Roses are red
Flowers are nice
But fascism isn't
Eliminate ICE!

Between this and the story about the ice agents who ate at a Mexican restaurant and then arrested some of its workers when they were done, it's a reminder that these people reject even the most basic social agreements of hospitality and of helping others. They're sociopaths.

Cat Owner SCANDAL, not only did he FAIL to put out the CORRECT FLAVOR treats but he put them in the WRONG LOCATION

I feel so supported and loved. Such solidarity and comradeship. It really is the best, being part of a good union.❤️❤️❤️

Another person came to sit with me and brought me Gatorade and a stuffed bunny and is feeding my cat tomorrow, and took amazing notes. Then she was relieved by someone who hung out all evening. And they coordinated with other people so someone will be here tomorrow.

I'm in the hospital to get my asshole of a gall bladder removed, which sucks. But what's amazing is I have SUCH a good union. The person I texted to gripe about being in pain offered to drive me to the ER and rubbed my back while I cried in the waiting room. When she had to leave

listen, they're a TOOL, if you learn to use them right, you can

Serious question: did all of the men have a group chat poll about ai this week or something?

Amy they kidnapped someone on Central Ave this morning

lady, the fact that you’re using past tense shows how disconnected you are from the people

In case you're falling for the optics of the supposed draw down in MSP as a victory, Senator Tina is making it clear why they're going on TV and lying about it and hoping you buy it too: The funding deal.

This is what the gop is going to face for the next 3 years. Stuttering delusional old white guys dumbfounded when someone replies “of course I am in favor of my constitutional rights, why do you hate this country?” every time they assert the secret police should be able to kill you for talking back.

Check out how they just casually admit in this headline that the stock market is for gambling.

Sorry :(

Really? This is interesting. I hate to think of not having it.

Is it... a party balloon?

Tfw it's going so well, better than it's ever gone

Breaking on MSNOW right now: the DOJ is tracking the search histories of Congresspeople in the unredacted Epstein files, and Pam Bondi is using those search histories in her Burn Book today.

This is surveillance of Democratic lawmakers as the review the Epstein files, and it is chilling.