The Secret Bulger

My senior just called and asked if I wanted to go to Miami for work in case I needed to 'get away' after the break up.

God I am so lucky for my job.

Living alone for the first time in almost 6 years is hard.

Alot easier with a very loud adorable roommate.

Income tax prof, snidely - "id like to meet someone paying a million dollars a year in interest on a mortgage...take them out for drink."

He is also confused as to why his precious treats aren't tax deductible.

I love my lil law clerk

OMG so top chef didn't want to spend money and just makes them cook with one hand behind their back to start season 3? Brilliant.

The only graver sin than a cellphone picture of a TV is the producer who let my man out with that outfit.

NOT THE NICE WINE BEING KORBEL BRUT

Does anyone else have 0 issues ordering sushi for delivery but the through of poke for delivery makes them gag?

At some point, incompetence and deliberate indifference to the law reaches a point where it is indistinguishable from deliberate misconduct. This is why you don’t hand a complex matter to someone who has never presented to a grand jury before.

Season 2 of top chef ends in Hawaii and are introducing crazy foods like this called - poke!

Wild how just in two decades I can now get poke delivered to my door in less than 20 mins.

Wasn't the resolution about what the house was legally intended to receive?

So open a new case on part of the files - now you legally can't get those.

Been commuting into Manhattan for half a decade on NJT and this is the first time I have been on a stuck train in the tunnel.

It's sad cause the first thing I think about is how badly I wish I could bitch and moan with her about how much we hate NJT.

"Because, you idiots, the food was really good" bless you Padma

Man this dude is legit shocked he assaulted a dude and got kicked off this show is willlldd

Not a legit assault happening on top chef!

The phones are no longer flip on top chef but they do show the time it takes for a picture with maybe a whiff of 5 pixels to load

Ok I have finished my income tax reading so time to watch a bunch of chefs from the early aughts dunk on a dorky cocky white boy.

We should all dunk on the Marcel in our lives.

I use it mostly for deep hard stains and let it sit out overnight. Doesn't work for everything of course - learning how fabrics deal with the agents is half the horror lol.

But this and citric acid is the way to go.

When I the Borax box with the mules and I went "wait like the Futurama character?"

My face when I let that sit with old clothes in the tub? Nightmares.

So last time I lived alone - half a decade ago - I hated every second.

But with him? It ain't too bad.

Wait has this woman been wearing a kangol all season on top chef and I'm just realizing it now?

Two great but different purposes.

Doesn't belay the hurt but helps soothe the pain.

I actually don't think I would prefer the relationship. I think I have been rising and getting better while my partner was staying the same and needed other growth.

I will now proclaim that my friendship with the couch is cancelled whenever I need to force myself to move.

Top chef's subtitles didnt know how to handle sous vide - just putting "???????".

this might be the first time I have empathy for the machines cause I get it. Its hard to get a sous vide right.

Ya know when you are getting divorced there are worse ways to deal with it than studying for law school and watching all of top chef.

Would, ya know, prefer the relationship but better than going to AC and spending all my money on booze and gambling

The positive is that Padma hits you like a soothing zephyr in season 2

When the queer chef says he runs a restaurant with his 'life partner' and you have the realization top chef has been around longer than Obergefell....