The Toolman

More like 100 Toolmen vs 1 Gorilla Glue. Try sharing that thing out evenly haha. been there for sure

do i smell an emmy for best mo cap?

my time has come

It's been long enough. I'm bringing back bazinga

Remember when Andrew Ryan goes "damn this is a bioshock"

Guy whose wife left him to hunt elusive whales: "now I'm falling asleep and she's calling Ahab"

Just got back from the road to hell

You can jaywalk all you want there it's sick

Nice

(to the tune of free fallin by tom petty)

they stored pee

pee balls in

dont worry i am not a horse

That's all we can really ask

Personally I'm hoping they remake Mario Kart 8 again

sometimes I will type 'o' instead of 'ou' for certain words and it makes me feel like a sneaky little canadian in disguise

Dude wtf we gotta find him

It's been a long time, do we still know the whereabouts of Nemo?

Never heard of them I'll check them out

when you know how to build something but you aren't sure if you have the right tool to fasten the nuts

Just got back from a glue convention

I was stuck in traffic for hours

I am not surprised at all. figures bob would jump at the opportunity

🚨BREAKING: Donald Trump has appointed Bob The Builder as Head of Construction.

Feels safe enough here to admit that I am the famous and elusive street artist known as Banksy

Hbd Mr Jones

The Blue sky situation is crazy

It's like the wild west right now in my algorithm

It's almost Sawlloween