@hewlett-knackard.bsky.social
Your jokes, recycled.
Wankers!
13.11.2025 17:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A dodgy chat request saying my account will self destruct in 5 seconds.
Oh please do foxtrot oscar
13.11.2025 09:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Cholives
13.11.2025 07:07 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lambert & Butler, Benny Hedgehogs, JPS, Dorchester, even Consulate for the ladies. Happy and innocent times.
12.11.2025 21:20 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you don't feel better at least you can make a lovely stock.
12.11.2025 20:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Ooo I like that! I'll use it tomorrow.
12.11.2025 20:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It only works if you pronounce it the American way (rhymes with pallet).
12.11.2025 19:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A shallot in your top pocket
12.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Age yourself with gaming
12.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Like when they shoot a horse that falls during the Grand National.
11.11.2025 19:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A very poorly and randomly artexed ceiling with broken coving.
My current boudoir ceiling. Not even a pattern to it, just like someone's fallen over in porridge.
We've only lived there for 25 years, it's the next job on the list, honest.
I remember watching this as a kid, of course utterly unaware of the raging boiling pot of sexual tension.
10.11.2025 21:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This program is just wall-to-wall eye candy. #callmybluff
10.11.2025 21:05 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0Dapper
10.11.2025 19:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Still playing it now
09.11.2025 10:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Where's your fucking poppy?"
09.11.2025 08:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
08.11.2025 23:30 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0You don't get much cor anglais in pop these days #totp
07.11.2025 20:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Barely Adequate
07.11.2025 20:25 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Where's Den? #totp
07.11.2025 20:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Steps will be along soon
07.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Chooooon #totp
07.11.2025 19:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0What a time to be alive
07.11.2025 07:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Chicken nuggets
06.11.2025 17:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Relatively by M C Escher.
Off to IKEA at the weekend
05.11.2025 21:41 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Childhood memory:
In a classroom watching 'science for schools' type program. Michael Rodd was teaching us about resonant frequencies by sitting on a vibrating plate and was unable to talk. This is one of my unrealised ambitions.
Arse Force One
05.11.2025 17:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0To quote Mr Buzzcut
'A Marine can handle anything'
*Stifles vomit*
I'm a Kendall man, and always have been.
05.11.2025 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
