Questing Turtle

like to charge, repost to cast

pencil drawing of the new fire pokemon who is a little Pomeranian dog with it's evolutions being essentially bigger and fluffier versions

ok hear me out

I've spent my sick days doing a lot of scrolling and no one I know posts any updates from their lives anymore. Where is the millennial urge to overshare through posting???

Spending my sick day not only moaning and groaning, but also doing things I would never do otherwise, such as watching Olympic figure skating, and investigating all the popular mumble rappers of the day

I could not resist drawing the horse

Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking around a microscopic volvox algae colony. 🫧🐻🧪

Uhhhhhh I had no idea hourly comics day changed to the 8th. Well fuck me

A painting; Anamalocaris, with a moody expression, clutches a stein in a dark, underwater bar. Opabinia is sitting with her, talking animatedly. Other creatures in the background drink and talk as trilobites scurry around delivering steins.

I encourage you to stop on in to the 'Shale and Well Met' for a pint of.. well, I'm not sure what. But boy is the company great!

you:
[stressing for days to send the perfect single email]

billionaires:
hi, . w=en r we mee&ting to do iLlegiL stuff , . ?

Scientists should invent a Good Day clock that counts down to everything being fine

Meet Veronika, the first cow known to engage in flexible, multipurpose tool use A pet cow named Veronika uses tools in a surprisingly sophisticated way—possibly because she has been allowed to live her best life

A pet cow named Veronika uses tools in a surprisingly sophisticated way—possibly because she has been allowed to live her best life

Pleeease do the tutorial video, I recently looked into this stuff and while I consider myself computer savvy all the instructions online made me feel REAL dumb

everyone's parents: You will get more conservative as you age

me at 46: legalize all drugs, abolish prison for all nonviolent offenses, and force the politicians with the lowest approval rating to participate in The Running Man once a month

HAPPY SOLSTICE! VOLUME WAY WAY UP.
(if you can do it without alienating people nearby but honestly, they need this too)

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

People, no one is taking away your caffeinated coffee, they're giving more options. I would have loved more options for limiting caffeine when I was pregnant! It's weirdly hard to get decaf at some places!

You've read your last free article *aims gun*

2 panels, David Lynch saying 1. good morning, everyone. It's... 2. What fucking day is it now?

happy whatever the fuck day it is

I'm so glad I'm free of reddit. It was really bringing me down. It's just a bed of negativity. I'm negative enough as it is!

"poo-poos" and "teefers" - these are words I did not ever think I'd be saying, but here we are

The one that never opened in the cow building

I tried complaining on the positively ypsi page about that cafe with the AI logo and my post was never approved. Not positive I guess

writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

is that good

if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit

my son is so cute, he makes all the other kids look like dogshit. the note from daycare literally says this