Mike Ensminger Fan Account

I have absolutely no idea what is happening here. This is one of the worst broadcasts I’ve ever seen. They just keep showing simulcasts of players spreadsheets and never explaining how they are scoring points or what the task is they’re doing.

Ok the problem they’ve designed is actually pretty cool. They’re tracking a canned World of Warcraft game “real time” and analyzing the data

“OH MY GOD HE TRIED TO CODE C1 MANUALLY TO BE THE SUM OF THE CELLS FROM B1 TO B100 INSTEAD OF JUST TYPING =SUM(B1:B100), WHAT A BONER”

The Microsoft Excel World Championships? Sure, what even is this

You come at the king, you best not miss

My fraternity gave out a yearly award for “Best Contraband” given to the person who had the best stolen stuff from another house

Now watching Ding Nasty and Crown Jules take on Red October and Young Slug in a game called Buoy?

Rifling through the on-demand ESPN Ocho content, and I’m watching guys try to knock beer bottles off of poles with frisbees while getting advice from celebrity coach Gordie Gronkowski, whom the announcer describes as “a legend”

So when Ted Cruz and his family visit some grand medieval European cathedral on vacation, does he wear a wifebeater undershirt and gym shorts? Or does he do what the cathedral asks and wear a collared shirt and non-denim pants?

And TX Senate GOP members that acquitted him.

Cubs all wore Sandberg's number

Guardians were denied numerous times from wearing Larry Doby's number

Guardians have been denied numerous times from wearing Larry Doby's number

Poor dude

Grocery Workers Rising - Stater Bros. 2025 Updates August 1, 2025 Stater Bros. Boycotts Begin Next Week! We’re done waiting for them to figure out how valuable we are Today, we were joined by a federal mediator for the first time since we began bargai...

FYI for those of you who, like me, shop at Stater Bros: they are in an ongoing labor dispute, and the union has voted to authorize a strike. No strike has yet been called, but UFCW 324 is calling for a one-day boycott of the store on Allen in Pasadena tomorrow. ufcw324.org/stater-bros-...

Guy who burgles Jewish delis and calls it “playing Roblox”

4 pounds of Hatch chiles in a cart

Chile szn

You haven’t lived until it’s still 96 out at night, they say

112 (I haven't looked, this is based on memories of visiting PS in August years ago when scoping wedding venues for the following spring)

I have considered more than once getting an AMC A-list membership. Adult evening tix to the one nearest my house are like $20. At that point what's $27 a month if you can see 4 movies *a week*?

Democrat Forrest Dunbar was on Nat Guard training in Poland and got personal leave, and bought his own ticket, to get back to AK and vote for the override.

If you are wondering why the special session was scheduled when he was in Poland, well, I'm thinking no one imagined he would do what he did

QB: kid from Milan, sadly not named Jimmy Chitwood
RB: your guy
WR/TE: kid from Bethel-Tate
OL: kid from Taylor
DL: kid from Sidney
LB: kid from Talawanda
DB: kid from Rushville
ATH: kid from Edgewood
K: kid from Little Miami
P: kid from Blanchester
RET: kid from North Decatur

will do

oooh now I have to make the most obscure votes possible, none of this power school stuff

When my dad retired and sold the family metalworking business, the thing he got the most money for (apart from the land) was a huge hydraulic sheet metal shear from Germany that isn't made any more but apparently Real Ones love

Still from the 1941 film "Love on the Dole", with the unfortunate subtitle "She's a strange lassie's arsehole".

Catastrophic subtitling on the 1941 movie "Love on the Dole".

(It should read "She's a strange lass, is our Sal"...)

DEREK DOOLEY
GEORGIA IS NOWHERE

I had two of them growing up in Zanesville: WOSU from Columbus and WOUB from Athens. Both fantastic!

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Putting all the dads on alert that we got an Edmund Fitzgerald book coming out this fall wwnorton.com/books/978132...

Did my kids just do a fashion runway in pajamas with their stuffies while I blasted “Break My Soul” on the speaker? Maybe

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