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Love and Honor, Wahoowa. Started 740, now 714. Please see @tousledpigtails.bsky.social for legal advice.
Bringing this thread back because we live in Hell
28.02.2026 07:31 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"
28.02.2026 01:53 — 👍 4641 🔁 865 💬 42 📌 26Everything is college football. “Oh, you’re gonna fire your coach who doesn’t meet your unrealistic expectations? And then what?”
28.02.2026 07:21 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0new term “post facto strike”, as in a strike you always wanted to do and find a justification for it after you’ve decided
28.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 234 🔁 53 💬 0 📌 1Josh Blackman’s siren song
28.02.2026 07:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ChatGPT to Secretary Kegger right now
28.02.2026 06:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Welp
28.02.2026 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“There are too many Jews to win there” says a man coaching in the town with the most famous Jewish ballplayer of all time
28.02.2026 06:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Let’s go check out the LinkedIn comments on the Miami basketball post
28.02.2026 06:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the mashup I didn’t know I needed
28.02.2026 05:19 — 👍 17 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0There was a point early in the rollout where my subdivision had four of them, and they were fully 1/1000 of all Cybertrucks on the road in the entire world
28.02.2026 05:14 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0How I Learned to Stop Prompting and Simp the Bomb
28.02.2026 03:28 — 👍 77 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0dirtbag (complimentary)
28.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0lol the picture of our AD from the WCPO story on this, man looks like a complete dirtbag
28.02.2026 03:31 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0The Blue Jays take the field at league intros
28.02.2026 02:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some people said Miami basketball made a deal with the devil for this season. I say God made a deal with Dick Poppe.
28.02.2026 01:57 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lost in November for the season: the starting PG
Potentially lost for the season before this game: the backup PG
Fouled out with lots of time left: the soon to be MAC POTY
STILL WON BABY
Doing this without Skaljac AND Suder after fouling out... wow what a game, this Miami team is gutsy and they keep doing this, incredible
28.02.2026 01:19 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 029-0 BABY NEVER IN DOUBT
28.02.2026 01:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Opening night for the Tustin Eastern Little League Tee Ball Blue Jays! (First game is tomorrow, but there’s a party tonight.) @tousledpigtails.bsky.social
28.02.2026 00:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1Anyway, if you’re cis and wonder why you should give a shit about the military deciding it didn’t have to honor its promises to trans people, this is why. Promises meaning something benefits cis people too.
27.02.2026 22:57 — 👍 108 🔁 14 💬 1 📌 0This is very clearly a man who needs extensive professional mental care and is instead a vexatious litigant who keeps filing insane lawsuits and occasionally threatening people
27.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
/backs away very slowly before running
27.02.2026 22:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0if i ever get fuck-off rich my hobby is going to be running for state legislatures that pay legislators $30,000 a year. top agenda item will be raising pay for legislators so normal people can afford to serve. as soon as i achieve that i will resign to live with my model wives on a yacht
27.02.2026 22:03 — 👍 1541 🔁 133 💬 32 📌 12Me: no buddy it’s too hot for the park after school today
Mom of another kid, skeptically: you don’t know what hot is
What I managed not to say: you don’t know what being fat is you anorexic pocket person
PIPE TIME
27.02.2026 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Remember Lorenzo White?
27.02.2026 20:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1
My brain did wonders with this unfortunate line break
27.02.2026 20:20 — 👍 59 🔁 10 💬 4 📌 3
Knock me over with a feather. They ran it! www.nytimes.com/2026/02/27/o...
27.02.2026 19:28 — 👍 438 🔁 85 💬 19 📌 5
