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@tousledpigtails.bsky.social has them but she probably needs to edit to obscure his face

I feel like removing them because they’re poly violates the Unruh Act

Oh man we got the 5yo a red sequined tuxedo and he is so happy

Twenty years ago, in Moscow, Matt Taibbi was a misogynist asshole—and possibly worse - Chicago Reader Matt Taibbi's past is catching up with him.

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No Traders World? No Hustler Hollywood store? SMH

Area man who bragged about lots of sex with underage Russian girls skeptical of Epstein story

I must have this

Dequan Finn: losing loser who loses, quitting quitter who quits

Touchdown Tommy Gotkowski: winner, MVP, the hero we were promised

Turns out Miami’s 3rd string QB was actually pretty good

Me: sitting at the 9yo's dance class doing work and checking on the Miami-UB game

The moms at the same table with me: talking about someone else's child custody stuff that's really awkward to hear discussed in public

I'm not going to repost the latest message board rumor about why Dequan Finn is no longer playing for the RedHawks because I don't want to risk libel exposure. But my GOODNESS.

Worth noting that Judge Brown--whom Judge Smith spends 104 pages shitting on as a namby-pamby shitlib--is a Donald Trump appointee who was previously a Rick Perry appointee to the Supreme Court of Texas.

Christ almighty. Imagine making Jim Ho look like a restrained writer.

Curious what @ilyasomin.bsky.social thinks of Judge Smith's behavior here.

Look, maybe the other two judges on the panel were kind of dicks for not getting Smith a draft of the majority in time for him to write a dissent. But the first three pages of this are the whiniest diaper baby musings ever put in F. Supp.

Bo Nix starring as Guile in the next Street Fighter movie

One of them is Bedlam. Not sure what the other is.

Obviously not the main point, but the notion that you had to go to obscure bookstores to find “global” (as opposed to US) media is insane. Back in the 90s, the Borders on Olentangy in Columbus (RIP) sold Le Monde, El Pais, The Guardian, and the South China Morning Post.

Sure. "The Grand Jury did not see the operative indictment" is the kind of fuckup where lawyers literally don't actually know what happens next because it SO fundamental a thing that it is LITERALLY possible nobody had even thought of this as a thing that could happen.

I think it’s the equivalent of Pauli describing something as “not even wrong”

I’m a lawyer and it’s so completely bonkers that I’ve never heard of it before and thus have no idea how to respond

Imagine being more reckless with weapons than Chicago cops.
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Uhhhhhhh

It was Ms. Cross, whom one DOES NOT FUCK WITH in the drop off line. All I know is I heard a horn honking and the two of them screaming at each other. It was a parent racing to get their kid to the drive up gate (which she was manning) before it closed.

To be clear, if that’s what happened, the parent 100% deserved it based on how parents in our drop off line drive

Reasonably certain teacher just threatened to maim a parent in the drop off line

It was a lot of fun! Highly recommend

I regret to inform you that I have yet to go to bed

The New Power Generation really made “Diamonds & Pearls” sing

HAITI ARE INTO THEIR FIRST WORLD CUP IN HALF A CENTURY ❤️