My favorite part of baseball is the hats

Daddy sang Corey Mama sang Trevor

Fuck I gigawatts

I was mean to AI today. How did you use 1.21 gig awards of energy today?

Gonna play guitar hero tomorrow and pretend I’m having a good day

I watched the Wire once it randomly came on tv or something. And first scene I see the guy is like “look what just came over the wire” and I can’t take a show like that seriously

Hey I got this for your mom

Randy doesn’t wear shirts Mr Lifeson

Broke down and just made a cream cheese bagel

Went outside to piss saw a shooting star. Ez dub

Just had a crazy idea for a sandwich but it’s 10:45 and I ate at quarter to 7 so might wait an hour and see if I’m actually that hungry. I really wanna make the sandwich but questioning my mettle

High school DSA chapter field trip to the gun range

Love the down detector comments this is re the current star link outages

Maggie is nermal

Hey dude. That’s my wave

Utah is like the poor man’s New Zealand

VC is banned actually

My pattern seeking brain goes crazy for the stock market

Me checking if the mountains turned blue

yep cold as the rockies

29 and ready to join the 27 club

Cathy Wompas

Asking the bartender to close me out after 14 beers “yep one and done for me thank you”

I want the blowout taper with textured fridge

Migos taco tuesday

I'm debtmaxxing

You can get approved for almost any credit card if you lie about your income

Not a 29 second Walmart ad before the Ginsing strip 2003 music video 😭

Imagine going to court and the honorable (and hot) Judge Yodit Tewolde is presiding

Vodka water with rose's lime