This is your December reminder that it's absolutely acceptable to try and get to a set annual book goal by cramming in as many novellas and cookbooks as you can find before Christmas swallows you up! #booksky ππ
02.12.2025 19:16 β π 1646 π 265 π¬ 44 π 16
Brb, moving to Norkshire.
24.11.2025 18:55 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Today is the day to repost this meme about International Men's Day, one of the most unironically wholesome memes that has ever been made.
Shoutout to all my fellow champs, chiefs, and kings. β
19.11.2025 18:38 β π 8022 π 3170 π¬ 57 π 95
We're going to do it all over again! Very excited to announce RetroFest 2026 to be held at Swindon's STEAM museum on the 30th/31st May. If you'd like to exhibit, just full in the form - and if you'd like to come, why not buy a ticket! They also make wonderful Christmas presents :) - retrofest.uk
18.11.2025 16:41 β π 29 π 13 π¬ 0 π 2
This is a statement I received from a Epstein survivor who is a Jane Doe.
Share it widely.
14.11.2025 22:45 β π 13685 π 7037 π¬ 248 π 300
Yes. Of you, you gigantic buffoon. You were perfectly OK with the Crown Prosecution Service being racist under your watch, and now here we are.
11.11.2025 19:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Thank you Samir Zitouni, I hope you make a full recovery.
04.11.2025 11:37 β π 97 π 18 π¬ 0 π 0
I believe that modern US politics requires any fallen leader to remain dead for more than three days before they can be sure.
04.11.2025 11:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Outstanding work there, thanks for sharing!
31.10.2025 19:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
PARENTS BE VIGILANT check your kids' Halloween sweets, I just found two vast and trunkless legs of stone in an eternal king of kings wrapper π
31.10.2025 13:43 β π 241 π 60 π¬ 9 π 1
i cannot believe that βmamdani calls a close adult relative an βauntβ even if they are not literally their parentβs sisterβ is what counts as a βscandalβ these days
28.10.2025 21:14 β π 22339 π 2138 π¬ 1251 π 549
I think it's time I made a confession.
I lost my virginity to a well known celebrity.
It was great at the time, although every else in Madame Tussauds looked horrified.
27.10.2025 19:37 β π 188 π 18 π¬ 3 π 0
23.10.2025 20:43 β π 2053 π 567 π¬ 264 π 0
Twat claiming not to recognise the Totenkopf.
If your crossbones extend
Ahoy thar, me friend!
If your crossbones are stumpy
Non-Nazis get jumpy.
25.10.2025 10:42 β π 14 π 7 π¬ 1 π 1
Some of those would make great Culture ship names
23.10.2025 16:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Forty years ago, James Bond stopped Max Zorin destroying Silicon Valley in "A View To A Kill". In hindsight, we should probably have heard him out.
22.10.2025 14:55 β π 588 π 125 π¬ 10 π 4
Shot
22.10.2025 17:41 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
OK, so whether youβre all in on AI or, like me, deeply skeptical and a confirmed avoider, you should read this by @edzitron.com. And then everything else.
22.10.2025 17:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Delightful bit there, love it.
21.10.2025 19:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
"My wife's got a part in that J B Priestly play"
"Inspector Calls?"
"No, contact lenses"
21.10.2025 15:04 β π 203 π 32 π¬ 14 π 0
Same thing happened when I bought a pet vacuum. The lazy creatures just sniffed the box and carried on making a mess.
21.10.2025 15:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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London parents: ever wondered how many pupils are driven to your primary school? Now you can find out! Simply type the schoolβs name into our first-of-its-kind data dashboard - link below
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21.10.2025 05:45 β π 15 π 12 π¬ 3 π 0
A picture of He-Man
Them: βno one had pronouns in my dayβ
A TV Character from their day:
20.10.2025 19:11 β π 4117 π 1042 π¬ 2 π 1
I am sad that 2025 me understands this, although Iβd love to know what 2015 me would have made of this.
20.10.2025 17:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Trans women are women, and we know this because if we werenβt women the majority of cishet men would automatically believe us when we shared our lived experience, and wouldnβt assume that they had a better grasp of the issues βas an outsider with a more objective opinionβ
20.10.2025 17:07 β π 157 π 41 π¬ 0 π 0
βYour administrator has disabled this functionβ
20.10.2025 17:38 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Itβs a work computer. Not allowed to do that.
20.10.2025 17:37 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
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