Tri-Tone Jones

Garbage facebook reels

"HE HAD A MASSIVE BEARD FOR YEARS"

*6 month old beard* directly above it

Terrible

“Cunnilingus and psychiatry bought us to this.”
I forgot how funny The Sopranos is lmao

My predictions for The Simpsons Movie 2:
1. The Simpsons are going to Hawaii!
2. President Ranier Wolfcastle
3. Colin becomes a robot
4. Marge says the f word
5. We see Homer's dick

The fact that the Japanese word for "gorilla" is "gorira" seems racist?? It's how the City Wok owner from South Park would say it.

Sounds like something Todd Padre would make.

See lots of posts on Reddit and such saying Bluesky is a dead platform.

Good, I got a few mutuals on here and most “celebs” I like switched to here. It’s like a retirement home, a gated community. We don’t need anyone else.

I feel like grey ET

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Me to my stomach and intestines when they gave me "pissing out my ass" times in the bathroom today after eating buffalo chicken.
Gonna make the same dish tonight. My body won't beat my mind (which isn't a part of my body)!

Of course the voice actor who plays Scylla is extremely attractive. I already had a crush on her just off that mid-western accent voice lol

Instantly had to look up how to beat Chronos in Hades 2. Literal fucking one shot insta kill moves that I'm not trying to spend endless runs trying to figure out how to dodge.

Insanely not a fan of one shot death moves. Corniest shit in a game imo

Restarting The Sopranos on my side monitor and burning through Hades 2 on my main. Not bad.

Taking a non-self imposed T-break from weed due to the following factors:

I'm broke

We’re in the matrix cause the guy who was like the head of Nintendo America had the last name Bowser. I didn’t even know it was a legit name.
This world is fake.

I know its not really a "good" movie, but god damn being a 90's kid, Sister Act 2 is a massive nostalgia bomb. I for sure teared up in the final scene lol

"Locked accounts. Soft blocks. This is the story of BlueSky."

This is supposed to be an absolutely disgusting meal cooked by their German chef who can only cook sausage dishes.
Looks good as fuck to me lol

Lol watching Sister Act II for the first time in a long time.
"What? Guilt? I wouldn't use guilt, I'm a nun!"
Now that I know about Catholicism I understand that joke

Got my buffalo fix. Air fried chicken patty with some quickly made buffalo sauce and ranch. 10/10 sandwich it slapped so insanely hard.

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I can't find my box of incense anywhere. Looked for 5 minutes and said out loud to no one but myself, "Looks like its gone, for all /incense/ and purposes."

Had to document that one.

In a Lyft heading home. All seems well.

Thanks, hopefully it’s nothing more than an expensive evening at the hospital.

In the ER 👍

I'd fuck up some buffalo wings rn, just ravage em

Currently have a case of SODs (severe old-timey diarrhea) and my water is off temporarily while the water company works on something, so I can’t use my bidet.
This sucks

My stomach is absolutely fucked

Would "Too Many Cooks" even kind of hit for a younger crowd? I fear not, and that makes me feel old as hell.

Pesky bee!!!

Green is not a creative colour