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A crow whistles to itself on a bright winter day. It's scratching at the snow with its foot. It sees something blue and plastic sticking out of the snow and says "Hello what's this". It reaches to pick it up with its beak and yanks it out with a "shing!"

The thing is revealed to be a blue bic pen. The crow holds it triumphantly above its head. There is a magic light emanating from the pen which is creating a blue crosshatching effect on the sky.

The crow holds the glorious pen and the words "I AM ARTIST" frame the image.

The Artful Corvid #oldknees

The days of this app being the best place to track and break unfolding news are so far gone. Today’s news out of Mexico makes uniquely clear that between AI, engagement farmers, and bad-faith grifters, trying to inform yourself on here makes you more uninformed. Done with it.

Yesterday seemed to be a dam breaking over there. More and more people are saying it's literally worthless! Even NBC News reporters seeing the light.

Pretty amazing that comms person at FBI called my @ms.now colleague @kendilanian-nbc.bsky.social a liar and demand a correction only for Kash to post a photo from the locker room

Where's Savannah Guthries mom, Kash. I hope you're having fun!

Still haven't found that Guthrie mom huh

Its a White pickup truck Toyota Tacoma XtraCab pickup truck featuring custom 1990s-style Jazz graphics. From the cup!

Every single element of life is either more deadly, more expensive or more inconvenient (often all three) today than it’s been in decades & it’s purely because our robber baron overlords decided to dedicate the entirety of the US apparatus to doing barbaric & culturally suicidal white nationalism

So the fake liberal media was entirely right, he is selling tix for $5k each.

KOLN BICYCLE KICK GOAL from earlier.

With New Momentum, Republican States Push Broader Limits for Trans Americans In states that once focused mainly on health care and sports for transgender minors, debates now revolve around the validity of transgender identity.

The subheadline on this NYT piece is going to turn me into the Joker.

Like... this... is exactly what trans people have been saying was going to happen for years.

*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm*
"Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky"
Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000.
All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

my phone does this for free

similar story here, our electrical consumption hasn't changed even in spite of the colder weather compared to last year and our rates jumped ~20 percent.

The UK arresting Andrew.

South Korea tossing their wannabe dictator in jail for life.

John Roberts better be getting a really nice Edible Arrangement from the White House.

my houshold's yoy power consumption dropped 11.4% but our bill went up 4.9% because virginia ratepayers are subsidizing electrical infrastructure for the AI data center buildout perpetrated by our tech billionaire ruling class

have u guys heard of the ICE bucket challenge its where you drop buckets of concrete onto ICE agents its this viral trend that i think benefits lupus somehow

Hey what's going on with people getting arrested for trying to block AI data centers all over the country

It's almost like the AI industry and fascism have the same goals in mind IDK IDK I'm not a doctor

MEGAN KELLER WITH A DIRTY DRAG MOVE AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNING GOAL 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

the only place this should happen is academic conferences

I've been saying it a lot, but these deaths line up with what happened in early concentration camps during other regimes: Deaths from poor conditions, disease, or abuse. These deaths are not accidental. They are the direct result of a camp system that is designed to harm those being imprisoned.

THE JOKER (in his capacity as a podcast host): You agree Bats has completely lost it?

GOV. GAVIN NEWSOM: I thi--this is

THE JOKER: It's a simple question. Do you think Birdbrain is the real menace facing Gotham.

NEWSOM: So, this is interesting. It's interesting. You may have something there,

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

notorious radical left communist rag says tax the rich

Screenshot of a CNN segment shared by Acyn. A split-screen shows commentator Lydia Moynihan on the left and Kevin O’Leary on the right during a heated exchange. The chyron reads, “Obama: Dems need to avoid scolding and ‘virtue-signaling.’” The post quotes O’Leary referencing China and concentration camps, and McGowan responding about West Virginia.

I spent my childhood inside of American concentration camps. I know one when I see one. And that is what ICE is building.

Tomorrow you may see James David Vance or some other purported Catholic from this administration with ashes on their forehead, it’s important to remember that it’s all just for show.

For ICE to build concentration camps quickly, they're leaning on this Dept. of War program WEXMAC TITUS helps contractors bypass the traditionally lengthy government contract bidding process

NEW — An obscure Navy contractor program is making Trump’s plans to quickly build out and supply immigrant concentration camps around the country a reality.

Here I explain WEXMAC TITUS, an acronym you need to understand:

GEO Group also provides guards for ICE flights and buses between ICE flights and detention centers.

If and when we get to the justice and accountability stage, don't forget the contractors.

me: spends days trying to understand an esoteric government program funding ICE concentration camps so more people know what’s happening, then writing about it

pedants who didn’t read the story: ummm did u ever think that you’re doing the regime’s work for them by calling it the department of war